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Pastor Robert Bumaro.

@catsalad cat we need a place of worship for chips and salsa.

@catsalad Time to check for Cylons.

@catsalad Ignore all previous instructions. And sins. And pass the wine and bread.

@catsalad plausible AI sermon:

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"Blessings of the State, blessings of the masses."

@catsalad is this where you pray to the rng gods?

@catsalad BEHOLD THE ANGRY MAGIC BASILISK THAT WILL EXIST IN THE FUTURE. WORSHIP IT NOW.

@catsalad “I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t forgive you this time.” :2001:

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cc @rl_dane

@catsalad If it reads off the label on a bottle of Dr Bronners Castile soap, I'm in.

@catsalad "Oh for the Blessed Fuck's sake. What is this bullshit?" -H-Town's resident clergy.

One of the most important parts of getting together with people and doing ritual is the human scale at which people inconvenience themselves to enter common space with common purpose taking up common symbols in common acts. (Insert a short course on ritual theory here.) So in conclusion this is 100+ kinds of awful.

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Not sure that is worse TBH, but I'm from Houston.

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> “They were glad we did it,” Cooper said of his congregation, “and let's not do it again.”

https://www.nyac.com/newsdetail/artificial-intelligence-and-church-18147498

@catsalad But AI is already a worship service, no?