@wyatt8740 I love that it references cheap shitty in-office crap in the "What is NOT" - I have recently been having the kitchen in the house remodeled, which has lead to me working out of the office more frequently just to escape the construction noise. Said office being a new one that opened 2 years ago to replace an older, oversized building that our workforce used to occupy.
Today, on the end of the cube row I was sitting in, I saw a small end table with a dinky looking golf putter with some equally crappy looking balls sitting on the table next to it. It felt like a pathetically sad attempt to emulate the "playground google aesthetic" and all it made me think is "Good god, you idiots - I need a better salary, not cheap game crap at the office."