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@davep 😂

@davep #oldButGold

@davep I sighed hard enough to blow down at least 7 brick houses while pressing the boost button so hard it exploded >:c

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@davep this joke is as old as Charlotte's web and I still love it

@davep Astonishingly bad/good. I salute you!

@davep I bet he had great stories about all of his entanglements!

@davep i found a penguin wandering around the streets, so I went to a police station with it, they told me to take it to the zoo.
The next day me and the penguin bumped into the police officer.
"I thought I told you to take it to the zoo?"
"I did. We had a great time. We're going to the cinema tonight."

@davep ar ar ar

@davep @Timsebimse@norden.social 😃

@davep This is an ongoing debate in my house: "Mum? Aren't you going to kill the spider?"/Me: "Why? Is it hurting you?"

@davep @Brigette she

@davep LOL!

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Did he get handsy at the end?

@davep Brilliant!

@davep I wonder what he thinks of Amazon’s Web Services

@davep Lol! He has trapped a friend for life then?

@davep 😂😂

@davep LOL

@davep don't believe it, he weaves tales.

@davep Haha! I didn't see that coming

@davep badum dum dum! LOL

@davep, are you going to help him move next weekend?

@davep hi, dad

@davep 🤣

@davep 😂 😂

hahahahaha. I can't kill them either. Out they go, unless they stay out of sight.

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Whats his favorite kind of tree? Oak? Spider oak?

@davep certainly has great web skills

I edited to add the debugging line. Not sure if it adds much 🤔

@davep slow clap

@davep 😂

@davep I c what u did there

@davep https://hackerone.com/sp1d3rs is a great security researcher!

@davep that's how you treat a spider

@davep Great ! Now you are the Spider-man of the house.

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@davep 😂

@davep laugh of the day. And yes, the debugging line added a lot.

@davep I love that every time this joke resurfaces, it's grown a little, become just a bit funnier :)