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sam henri gold

this jiffy pop doesn’t give any microwave instructions so i’m just gonna wing it and say three minutes?

27 July at 21:31 | Open on hachyderm.io
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praetorianpi #HarrisWalz2024

@samhenrigold this kills the microwave 😩

27 July at 22:32 | Open on c.im
Григорий Клюшников

Don't all American microwaves come with a popcorn button?

27 July at 23:15
Kaito
sam henri gold

@kai @grishka i was too subtle with my joke i think, the joke was that jiffy pop is an all metal thing and you’re supposed to heat it over the stove. microwaving would cause an explosion.

i think i overestimated how well known the jiffy pop form factor is

28 July at 0:14 | Open on hachyderm.io
sam henri gold

@kai @grishka but also yes, most microwaves do. they differ in functionality though: youtu.be/Limpr1L8Pss

28 July at 0:23 | Open on hachyderm.io
benstiglitz

@samhenrigold you laugh but my family lost the only microwave we ever had growing up because a housesitter did just that

28 July at 2:27 | Open on toot.wales
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