(i made this post out of monumental sympathy for people...

(i made this post out of monumental sympathy for people who can't really afford to get the $20 games on the reg, so they play a $0 game and just put up with the relentless punishment it inflicts on them for not having $500. that one friend who's like "good news! i found some heroin on the side of the road today, and sold it to buy hats for my waifus.")

Like 17 July at 2:41 | Open on jorts.horse

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@saddestrobots somehow "I lost it all buying hats for my waifus" is just as silly sounding as "I lost it all betting on the ponies" for something equally as devastating

17 July at 2:44 | Open on jorts.horse

St Woke of Pronouns

@saddestrobots the difference is that the heroin is enjoyable the whole time!

17 July at 2:53 | Open on jorts.horse

Claire

@glencoe @saddestrobots they both are just basically poking your dopamine receptors

17 July at 2:54 | Open on sakurajima.moe

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