@s_hentzschel @mcc @kapsiR How about no and advertisers get fucked?

The orphan grinding machine can have a few orphans, as a treat, so it won't seek others.

How about smashing the machine instead?

But enough with analogies and more in practical terms, the protocols for the web are deeply compromised and even if the protocols were to be fixed, the direct use of clearnet itself is a problem.

Those are both fixable problems. Work on anonymizing (and privacy-protecting) overlay networks (to avoid the clearnet) has been going on for a while (though unfortunately few bother to implement high quality mixnets, due to latency & bandwidth tradeoffs).

Alternative protocols that can serve a similar role as the web already exist, but new ones could be made if for some reason the older ones are deemed insufficient.