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Steen Comer (dba mediapathic)

@jappel Ah, an excuse to share my Preliminary Taxonomy of British Isles Folk Music:

- As I walked out something happened
- our ship is pretty great
- unhealthy fixation on class distinctions
- I was a terrible person and now I'm about to be hanged
- I was an awesome person and now I'm about to be hanged
- it sucks to be in the place I'm from
- it sucks to be away from the place I'm from
- They left and I'm sad / wait they're back / oh they were actually a ghost
- why is there blood everywhere?

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Per Ahlberg

@mediapathic @jappel If the last category contains "William", you could perhaps expand / specify it as:

- You know why there is blood everywhere? Mum put me up to it.

Steen Comer (dba mediapathic)

@onepict ooh, I particularly like the Lankum version of that one.

Solomon Foster

@onepict @PerAhlberg @mediapathic @jappel The versions I know, the question of interest is what's / whose blood is it? Both Edward and "Son oh Son".

Per Ahlberg

@colomon @onepict @mediapathic @jappel Same thing in 'Sven i Rosengård'; the protagonist says he's been in the stable, and initially he claims that his clothes are bloody because he's been kicked by his horse, but then he fesses up that actually he's murdered his brother. 'Ebbe Skammelson' is a narrative, not a question-and-answer lyric, so the killings are presented in gruesome detail.

SamuelJohnson

@mediapathic @jappel Calling an island British that isn't is one way to get some blood up.

Steen Comer (dba mediapathic)

@samueljohnson @jappel as an ugly American I assume I am wrong about all matters of geography.

Kevin Sours

@mediapathic @jappel
Our ship is a catastrophe is also kinda popular.

Steen Comer (dba mediapathic)

@jkfecke arguably Jerusalem is neither British nor Island nor Folk. I know, I know, but Britain is defined in terms of Jerusalem, not the other way around.

Rachel Palmer

@mediapathic @jappel don’t forget I loved you from afar and now you’re dead.

MattJohns

@mediapathic @jappel
#SWMBO Added: (I/my man) has been seized by the press gang.

Kat K 🐾🐾

@mediapathic @jappel This also works for American Country & Western music. Just replace ‘ship’ with ‘Ford Pickup truck’.

John Spiers

@mediapathic @jappel you forgot this one:
I killed my girlfriend by accident because I thought she was a swan.

Steen Comer (dba mediapathic)

@squeezyjohn I feel that comes under the "about to be hanged" category, at least in the example I'm familiar with (and why did Old Uncle tell him it was cool to do that??)

Solomon Foster

@mediapathic @squeezyjohn If you broaden it out a bit, "Crazy Man Michael" is clearly an example, and there's no hanging in there at all.

Solomon Foster

@mediapathic @squeezyjohn And that just made me think of selkie songs, which don't seem to fit well in any of your categories?

kevpritchard

@mediapathic @jappel
Nice list- how about the category’Let’s get drunk’?

George Kelly

@mediapathic @jappel Thank you for this, I needed it a week ago when I'd finished reading Richard Thompson's "Beeswing" and gone on a miniature Fairport Convention listening jag.

BillStewart415

@mediapathic @jappel Or occasionally, "that girl/guy is really cute" or "my ex is a cheater" or "bye, loser, I'm heading off with the hot gypsy/fae/soldier"

HighlandLawyer

@mediapathic @jappel You missed:
- Let's have sex
- We had sex & now he* has buggered off

* Theoretically it could be she, but it never is.

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