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mos_8502 :verified:

Nobody hates computers as much as someone who loves computers.

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Ludic ๐Ÿง›

@mos_8502

"I see that the device claims to have three levels of play: Easy, Medium, and Hard," said the Master. "Yet every such device has another level of play, where the device seeks not to conquer the human, nor to be conquered by the human."

"Pray, Great Master," implored the novice, "how does one find this mysterious setting?"

The Master dropped the device to the ground and crushed it with his heel. Suddenly the novice was enlightened.

Joe Cooper ๐Ÿ’พ

@mos_8502 it hits different when you know _why_ computers are terrible.

Dave Smith

@mos_8502 Nobody hates computers as much as they hate printers

Landsil

@scudderfish @mos_8502
Certain levels of hate can only be achieved by doing things like maintaining a Windows XP box in your network room to host an HP monitoring app that tells them when toner goes low...

We live, we learn, we never ever again sign management contracts directly with printer manufacturers.

jesterchen42

@mos_8502 I'm in this text and I (don't) like it. ๐Ÿ˜…

tech-ki

@mos_8502 I donโ€™t hate the computer, I hate that I donโ€™t get it yet. Until I do.

Bluedepth

@mos_8502 Everything humanity touches eventually fails. The law of universal cleanliness. ;)

James Mitchell

@mos_8502 if you don't hate computers do you truly understand them?

Der rote Ritter โœ…

@mos_8502 on the other hand, nobody hates printers as much as someone who loves computers.

Maybe the it's the same nobody.

Rook

@mos_8502 Our IT guy was the only one who didn't laugh when I said my work desktop might accidentally fall out of a window one day.

He's the only one who knows I'm not joking.

Franchesca

@mos_8502 he hates and loves the computer, as he hates and loves himself. He will never be rid of his need for it.

Erg0t4min3 :bash:

@mos_8502 This is so real and I have been trying to capture it in a sentence

Husband of Josie :mikoto:
@mos_8502 Nobody hates computer more than someone who hates computers
TunafishTiger

@mos_8502 @marioguzman Nobody hates Mac OS design as much as someone who loves Mac OS design.

Rob Carlson

@mos_8502 If you love your printer, you know nothing about computers. If you hate your printer, you know a little about computers. If you fear your printer, you work in tech.

ferricoxide

@mos_8502@studio8502.ca

I'm 25+ years into a very diverse IT career. If there's one thing I've figured out, it's that, like the organizations that use them, all IT technologies are broken in one way or another. It's best to look at computing tech as any other tool you might pull out of a toolbox and try to find the one that works best for your situation: there's no point in computing religion.

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