Sometimes, when my cat is mad at me, I pretend to be...

Sometimes, when my cat is mad at me, I pretend to be on a phone call explaining to a friend why she's the best cat in the world. It always cheers her up and she cuddles with me after. I've never told anyone until now.

Like 3 July at 12:25 | Open on mastodon.social

6 comments

Killa Koala

@fesshole Cats aren't people. Keep that in mind. Also, don't tell anyone you're friendly with this story, ever.

3 July at 13:44 | Open on mastodon.au

Kenny Kravitz

@dshan @fesshole I gather they can understand quite a lot of what we say, or at least infer from the way we say it. They just choose not to listen much of the time. Because they're little bastards.

4 July at 11:40 | Open on mindly.social

prophecy cat rock

@dshan @fesshole award for the lamest response possibly of all time

4 July at 12:12 | Open on oomfie.city

United Space Cats 😻

@dshan We're definitely an intelligent species, like it or not.

Damn Koalas! 🐨

6 July at 5:31 | Open on mastodon.social

United Space Cats 😻

@dshan @fesshole It's not our fault we ate all the booty in Australia. We only have paws. Hoomans took us! On Shiiips!

6 July at 5:39 | Open on mastodon.social

Blue Dahlia

@fesshole I directly apologize to my cats if I upset them - many times, repeatedly. Until now, I had not considered that maybe they forgave me because they were annoyed by repeated apologies and just want me to stop apologizing. 😹

3 July at 15:07 | Open on mastodon.social

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