@yogthos
How to browse the web in 2000:

1. Ask for the phone line.
2. Connect the modem.
3. Connect to the ISP (x times, hope it works the 10th time)
4. Wait for the first byte to arrive by watching the monitors on your task manager to blink at the same time.
5. Open Internet Explorer / Netscape (Wait 3-5 minutes)
6. Ask for the phone not to be used (start again from 3).
7. Try to remember the website you wanted to visit.