@ShadowJonathan I feel seen

@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt reminds me of an image of an electrical box that had char everywhere except for a pair of footsteps

@ShadowJonathan whatever you do, do not let the printer smell fear.

@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt ​:neocat_lul:​ oh hey, a printer that finally works as intended

@ShadowJonathan Looney toons shit

@ShadowJonathan good luck cleaning that up

@ShadowJonathan

@ShadowJonathan Canon ImagePress. Story checks out.

@ShadowJonathan "...bless you."

@ShadowJonathan "no, pull the *other* tab."

@ShadowJonathan "What happened? --Maintenance box blew up."

@ShadowJonathan At least it's just toner.

@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt Worst part is i have had this thing happen just with cyan toner.
Looked like i had a fight with a smurf in the copy room!

@ShadowJonathan @hryggrbyr@ibe.social This brings back some horrible memories… #BeenThereDroppedThat

@ShadowJonathan two levels later you encounter an absolutely ink covered NPC, but only on the front.

@ShadowJonathan Tone[r] deaf?

@ShadowJonathan hahahhahahhahahahahha!!!!

@ShadowJonathan "PC LOAD LETTER!?" What the f-ck does that mean?

@ShadowJonathan

I am in this picture and I don't like it.

@ShadowJonathan

Did the copier go through the wash? Check your pockets, people!

@ShadowJonathan I would cry

@ShadowJonathan *ink*viromental storytelling

@ShadowJonathan @anomalocarididae “bless you”

@ShadowJonathan it's called modern art, look it up

@ShadowJonathan Xenox Photocopier? It's giving me those vibes! 😆

@ShadowJonathan spontaneous human combustion is no joke.

@ShadowJonathan guy with black powdered shoes: "Look, we're all trying to find the guy who did this"

@ShadowJonathan new fear unlocked

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@ShadowJonathan Accidental blackface

@ShadowJonathan The printer shit itself

@ShadowJonathan

@ShadowJonathan related to a Spinal Tap drummer maybe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZrqC5LL_oo fast forward to 1:30 (link is to a section of the Spinal Tap movie about their drummers and mysterious deaths)

@ShadowJonathan
Rapture at the Office

@ShadowJonathan "How to reduce your carbon footprint."

@ShadowJonathan A picture tells a thousand words, and I'm certain ALL of them were profanity

@ShadowJonathan https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GtUVQei3nX4

@ShadowJonathan This year's Tiktok "Cinnamon challenge" was going very poorly.

@ShadowJonathan someone got a jump on their new years resolution to get toned

@ShadowJonathan @piko Printer says "No".

@ShadowJonathan so I work for a company that sells and services these type of devices. That is actually 'toner' that is everywhere. And I can tell you, that I really hope they didn't try to clean it up with water first. Makes more of a muddy mess.

The poor person that was standing there just ruined their clothes though. That stuff will not wash out!

@ShadowJonathan @stavvers There's a suspicious lack of footprints walking *away* from this catastrophe.

@ShadowJonathan been there!

Beware the urge to fire up the vacuum to clean up!

<whoosh>

@ShadowJonathan ...and then, they ascended to IT heaven. A bit sus that there is absolutely no footprints next to the void ones, I think... :blobcatcoffee: still funny though

@ShadowJonathan Chester Carlson's first wife Elsa, proposed an enhancement to his new copier invention. Any attempt by the operator to make a copy of their genitalia would result in them being instantly vaporized. They divorced a few years later.

@ShadowJonathan I half expected to see a cats pawprint as well in the toner.

@ShadowJonathan That would be funny AF, if it were not for the fact that toner is carcinogenic... :|

Also, how TF do you manage to explode a toner cartridge? O_o

@ShadowJonathan bro got vaporised

@ShadowJonathan this has the aura of "ah, fuck"

@ShadowJonathan

Spontaneous Human Combustion is sad to see

@ShadowJonathan when the alt text says ink even though that's clearly toner... :taz_laugh:

@ShadowJonathan 😮