Two nights ago, @rek read aloud a chapter from Baryl Markham's West With The Night, the chapter was about the unfortunate undoing of the parrot named Bombafu.

The writing is so good, I nearly pissed myself, I couldn't stop laughing, and I've made a copy of that small excerpt here, the whole book is fantastic, but this chapter was just the best thing I heard this week.

https://wiki.xxiivv.com/docs/bombafu.txt

🦜 "Nevermore!"