@burgerdrome computer in the 2020’s. You blinked. Let me completely refresh this browser window with a whole new set of ads and suggestions - you clearly were not about to click on that post anyway.

Oh you did click on the story - here have some pop ups and a video and a gif and let’s refresh the page with new ads while you are scrolling. You are on your phone? Let’s refresh with a blank page so you can’t actually read the end of the article. Clearly you want to click on this ad (not shown)