@burgerdrome [raises hand sheepishly] “I’d like to amend the 2020s description a little…”
Computer in the 2020s: Your WiFi is down…so you can just ‘eff off until it comes back online m’kay? Because if I can’t get online you don’t have a computer. Local drive? Listen neckbeard you downloaded the security updates and they undid those tweaks you looked up and popped your files and emails right back into the cloud. Because corporate needs to know what cat food you buy…”