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jade

@aires
User: how do I kill myself?

Google Then: Noooo here’s the phone number for the lifeline we love you don’t die

Google Now: Reddit suggests jumping off a bridge

Bing: Here’s how to tie a noose a list of gun shops fatso

DDG: Suicide is when you kill yourself, read more on wikipedia

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ninelore
@jaiden @aires on Google you forgot the ad of the rope sale in san francisco
Mx Verda

@jaiden @aires I’ll be honest, I’ve actually been more dissuaded by excess detail than “oh teh noes! U can’t do that! We can help you if you’re in cwisis!” banner ads.

Like those just encourage me ffs. Treat me like an overwhelmed adult, not (how no one should be treating) a naughty child.

183231bcb

@MxVerda@lgbtqia.space @jaiden@ordinary.cafe @aires@tiggi.es Also if you're in the U.S. the so-called "suicide prevention lifeline" will ask for your location and then report you to the police, who will then come to arrest you and tell you it's for your own good.

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