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War and Peas 🧿

Full Story tonight on Channel 5: TRUE STORY! 🥵
12 May at 19:02 | Open on mastodon.social
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War and Peas 🧿
Winnie The Poodge

@warandpeas
I prefer my War and Peas untreated, thank you!

12 May at 19:15 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
Adam Katz :donor:

@warandpeas he ate Little Red Riding Hood too...

12 May at 19:16 | Open on infosec.exchange
Allan Chow

@warandpeas "Grandma, what big eyes you have..."

12 May at 19:59 | Open on fosstodon.org
Comb 🍯

@grumpasaurus @warandpeas
"What do you need these big paws for, grandma?"
":blobcatsweats:"

12 May at 20:32 | Open on mastodon.ml
D.EJE.D

@warandpeas it's a good thing he didn't say where the "riding" in little red riding hood really came from... Also, everything was going fine until the hunter invited himself into the party and started asking for some kinky stuff... Grannie was down, but even a wolf has lines he doesn't cross

12 May at 22:35 | Open on universeodon.com
Jeffrey

@warandpeas
I seen this just before a shower. Wrote a movie script in my head about the wolf being a gigolo and Granny refusing to pay. LRRH hires the Woodsman to disappear the Wolf with extreme prejudice.

13 May at 0:46 | Open on mastodon.world
Nuki: Same Furvert, New Handle

@warandpeas
Grandma is a furry. :owosneaky:​

13 May at 2:26 | Open on yiff.life
Princeoflonelymt
Renalia

@warandpeas good for you, grandma!! you go get 'em! 👍🏽

14 May at 17:12 | Open on chitter.xyz
Vikram Punathambekar

@warandpeas I've laughed aloud at this a few times, this is excellent!

12 June at 3:58 | Open on mastodon.social
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