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Marcos Dione

@jcrabapple He forgot the possibility of the bird flying into the balcony from side to side, under the roof, just swooping in, pooping and flying out.

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cesarb

@mdione @jcrabapple He also seems to have ignored the effects of wind; a strong enough air current might have carried the material farther than expected. But that could depend on the shape and density of the material in question, and let's stop here before we all get nerd sniped.

Jcrabapple

@cesarb @mdione let's just appreciate that anyone even took the time to try!

Chris Bohn

@cesarb @mdione @jcrabapple Can we at least agree to assume a spherical cowbird?

Jonathan Hendry

@mdione @jcrabapple

Or landing on the balcony, checking things out, then taking off and pooping on takeoff from much closer to the window.

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