Microsoft: Don't worry, what you do on your computer is safe and private with us*.
Adobe: Don't worry, your files and your art are safe and private with us*.
Meta: Don't worry, your posts and pictures are safe and private with us*.
Google: Don't worry, your email, search history and files are safe and private with us*

*But we reserve the right to look what's inside, train AI models using them to replace you, and otherwise do whatever would benefit us without notifying you.

#enshittification