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When I was sixteen years old I took one of these drawer-style cassette racks and drilled holes in the top to accommodate an arcade joystick and ten buttons.

I took apart a PlayStation controller, sanded off the solder mask, and soldered wires directly to the copper traces, running from the PlayStation pad to my arcade stick's microswitches. Then I went to a computer market and bought a PlayStation to parallel adaptor and plugged this abomination into my printer port because I was still waiting for someone to invent USB, then spent a merry afternoon figuring out how to get DOS to see it, then get MAME to see it, then I enjoyed me some Sunset Riders.

THAT

was an EASIER CONTROLLER SETUP

than FUCKING RETROARCH

cassette rack, a black ash box roughly the ideal size to make an arcade stick out of
5 June at 14:32 | Open on retro.social
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops replied to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

Hahaha, the pictures are still online!

Arcade joystick crudely made out of a cassette rack, a beige CRT and computer in the background
5 June at 14:41 | Open on retro.social
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops replied to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

Look at this crap, I only had access to the wiring through holes the size of cassette tapes

Still easier than RetroArch

the same crude joystick, but with its cassette drawers open so you can see the wiring stuffed inside
5 June at 14:44 | Open on retro.social
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops replied to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

You see what I had to squeeze my hands into here, STILL EASIER THAN RETROARCH

A spaghetti wiring nightmare lurking in a tiny box like a spider shying away from the light
5 June at 14:52 | Open on retro.social
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops replied to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

Right, last night I FINALLY figured out how to use a bluetooth joypad under RetroArch, with the buttons in the right places, and without killing the built-in controller on the #gameDad.

I'll do a full write-up for gamedad.club later in the week, but as for the general gist, there's a bug in RetroArch where saving a controller profile associates your bindings with the wrong bit of hardware, so when you exit and reload, it loads the bindings for the Bluetooth controller onto the inbuilt controller, breaking both.

RetroArch has a database of controllers that it can, in theory, automatically set up properly; in practice, they're guesses, Clippy for your controller. To fix this problem, I had to erase all the guesses (KILL CLIPPY) and write my own .cfg files.

Sounds hard but honestly that was super easy, it worked pretty much just like 90's MAME or whatever, just press each button to get its code then copy it into the file, the part that took three nights of fiddling was *figuring out that Controller Clippy was the problem.*

Right, last night I FINALLY figured out how to use a bluetooth joypad under RetroArch, with the buttons in the right places, and without killing the built-in controller on the #gameDad.

I'll do a full write-up for gamedad.club later in the week, but as for the general gist, there's a bug in RetroArch where saving a controller profile associates your bindings with the wrong bit of hardware, so when you exit and reload, it loads the bindings for the Bluetooth controller onto the inbuilt controller,...

6 June at 14:30 | Open on retro.social
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops replied to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

The phases of owning a #gameDad are curiosity, delight, finally getting over your awe and actually playing some games, fiddling, frustration, satisfaction, finally getting over the fiddling and actually playing some games, fiddling some more,

6 June at 14:34 | Open on retro.social
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops replied to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

🐿 People who start the game
🦝 People who sniff around the options menu and then start the game

Broadly,
🐿 Straightforward people who want to get on with doing the thing they wanted to do in the first place.
🦝 FIDDLERS. They FIDDLE with things. They can't help it. Fiddling with the thing's settings or whatever is an integral part of their enjoyment of the thing.

People who get interested in Game Dads or retro emulation in general tend to be 🦝, because these machines are fiddly by nature, and kinda self-select for 🦝.

EVERYBODY ON THE FEDIVERSE IS 🦝. Fedi's filter bubble isn't its leftiness or its gen-x'ness, it's SCRAPYARD-FINGERED FIDDLERS.

By an overwhelming majority, most people are 🐿.

By an overwhelming majority, 🦝 find it hard to remember that most people are 🐿.

🐿 People who start the game
🦝 People who sniff around the options menu and then start the game

Broadly,
🐿 Straightforward people who want to get on with doing the thing they wanted to do in the first place.
🦝 FIDDLERS. They FIDDLE with things. They can't help it. Fiddling with the thing's settings or whatever is an integral part of their enjoyment of the thing.

6 June at 14:46 | Open on retro.social
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