@sjvn alt text: A 4 panel comic in black on white line art. Comic is credited to @skeleton_claw but has been altered, the text in the first panel is modified.

Panel 1: A man stands next to a genie floating over a magic lantern. The man is saying "I want to know everything there is to know about computer security"

Panel 2: The genie says "Done"

Panel 3: The man, now appearing upset says "Oh..." as the genie watches him.

Panel 4: The man says "Oh God" as he becomes more and more distraught.