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Deniz Opal

Isaac Newton inventing the woke agenda in 1669.

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Elizafox (new edition)
@selzero One of Ben Shapiro's ancestors in the corner shocked and scandalised by it all.
Evelyn

@selzero Now we know where it started & who was responsible.

gavinisdie :troll:

@selzero does that mean 1670 is the year of breakfast?

dan80

@selzero Well, Newton was an expert of the law of attraction.

Deniz Opal

@dan80

Very smart. You win a cookie. 🍪

🌅 Ben Soule ⛱️:coffefied:

@selzero
I think that's DeSantis' great great grandad in the background having a heart attack.

Nathan Wierink

@retrohondajunki @selzero don’t think so. He is the direct result of a turd flying with 50miles an hour through the back end of a horse.

Ramesh Gupta

@selzero

#Dispersion of #woke #brilliance in 17th century:

1. #White is but a mix of #color in #harmony.

2. Difference between #straight #white and #Uranian #pride is sometimes a matter of #perception and the #prism one is looking through.

#Newton

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@selzero @brooklynman

I'm not altogether sure I'm not the bourgeoisie...

I might have to #Consult with #Madonna...

#BourgeoisieVsRebel... #UltimateDeathMatch...! #HongKongPhooey... #Chop!

🌻⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🌻 | ☕🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠☕

Madonna: Music (Groove Armada Club Mix)

youtube.com/watch?v=2JEfs2uisT

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@selzero

#HepburnSmash...!

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐☕🚀🦄🚀☕🪐

Chris Pitts

@selzero I thought he was listening to Dark Side of the Moon 🙂

Trash Panda

@selzero@syzito.xyz Oh my god no that's Isaac Newton inventing pink floyd.

Karl

@selzero The full spectrum of the woke agenda was devised back then.

Carl Anthony

@selzero surprised they didn't cover this in What is a Woman.

k4rizma🏳️‍⚧️Woman In Progress

@selzero my comment supposed to be trashpost but the more I think about the various ‘phobes in my life..

Internalized shit go hard

Karl

@selzero
And here I was blaming Pink Floyd.

Currywurst

@PSiReN @selzero
Kids' cartoons were better when the animators were stoned out of their minds.

Resting Facebitch

@selzero He's so into it but his friend is reeling in shock from the utter fabulousness.

Dongle Goblin QT π

@selzero Oh? I thought he invented Dark Side of the Moon

Sustainable us

@selzero

Herschel later in 1800 started climate science using the same equipment.

He put a thermometer just below that red light on the wall and discovered IR.

Deniz Opal

@Havant_Enviro

Yes a very cool story. "There is something here... It's just invisible..."

Horstibaer

@selzero Poor stupid me! I thought he was composing "the dark side of the moon"!

Alexander Goeres
@Deniz Opal wow. so before newton now woke! so fuck gravity!
patter

@selzero love how they've only coloured the science, and that one chair

Aeáro, a SeaWyrm :elfstar:

@selzero

...and simultaneously creating the album Dark Side of the Moon, though nobody would actually be able to hear it for a few more centuries until vinyl records were invented.

Panama Red

@selzero Also designing the cover of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon."

Alexander Hay

@selzero I prefer his early work with Syd Barrett.

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@selzero wow i can't believe he invented the pink floyd album

CaveDave

@selzero he created the thing he himself despised. What a tragic fate for Isaac

Ada :v_trans: :v_pan:​

@selzero the invention of the (in)famous :gay:​ beam :heart_pride:​

Badger AF (he/him)

@selzero Please stop with the disinformation - this is the studio demo for Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.

BeeCycling

@selzero "Good lord, Newton, are you telling me that light is secretly gay?!"

Mael Duin

@selzero

And a modern-day truck spreading homosexuality

la gleki mlatu

@selzero isaac newton demonstrating that going outside is gay

KrazyKat

@selzero Thus confirming that during the sixties of every century, conservative values come under demonic attack!!!!!!

KrazyKat

@selzero Remember, God HATES gay rainbows, which is why he made the sun WHITE!!!!
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