@luna Natural 1. How typical.

@luna how is there a zero on my die

@luna actually laughed out loud 🤣

@luna@pony.social 8

@luna 10

@luna Make a Wisdom saving throw DC 10 + (number of paragraphs) or lose 2 turns.

@luna I rolled a 1.

@luna rolled a 12, modifier -2, so 10 it is.

@luna I hope I get a bonus from my SPF or DKIM settings.

@luna 16 as well.

@luna 12.

@luna f..... critical failure

@luna When my auto-responder has the answer to their question, I do feel like a critical success on my wisdom save

@luna Mail delivery subsystem "mailbox is full" or "the email address is not known"

@luna 8. Now roll perception, I need to find someone who buys art.

Critical... 😅🫠

@luna 15 oooo, I got a chance

@luna @sunlightwarden uh-oh

@luna Hate when I fail a stealth check!

@luna 1. Is that good or bad? RPG proliferation is a nightmare.

@luna *rolls around on the floor*

@luna a lousy 8. ugh

@luna The email hits. The email hits. The email hits. You suddenly feel seen and loved.

@luna 20. I'm not trapped in here with the email, the email is trapped in here with me!

@luna silvery barbs!

@luna somehow i always roll a critical failure

@luna 4

@luna 3

can i clock out now?

@luna /roll 1d20 5

@luna
Bottomed out the Glascow Coma Scale

@luna 14

@luna three

@luna Nat 20. I cast FIREBALL

@luna @irina

15.

Nothing too bad happens. The email, wounded but not dead, skulks off into the shadows to recover. I continue on my merry way, but am dreading the rolls I’ll have to make against a growling pack of LLMs in the next town.