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4. REPLACE OSS FOUNDATIONS WITH MLM SCHEMES
- "THEN IF EACH OF YOUR MAINTAINERS SIGNS UP TEN NEW MAINTAINERS..."

5. AMAZON SPONSORS ALL OSS PROJECTS IN PERPETUITY
- "YOU WORK FOR US NOW. HERE'S YOUR PEE BOTTLE"

6. STRAIGHT-UP BRIBERY
- "I'LL GIVE YOU $50k TO MERGE MY MALICIOUS PR."
- "BUDDY, FOR $0 YOU CAN TAKE OVER THIS WHOLE CURSED PROJECT."