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FEDI GAMES

THESE ARE THE TEAMS AND TEAM NAMES
(broken into two posts for the sake of not blasting everyone's tl. also the full post goes over the character limit)

TEAM ONE: FEDI-REPLAY
@approxamatrix10 - approxamatrix - she/her
@freeplay - Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - they/them
@riedler - Riedler - she/her
@tesstherefusinggirl - tess - she/her
@gauley - gauley - he/him

TEAM TWO: FUNKY FOODSTUFFS
@breaadyboy - Bread - he/him
@NoFood4u - NoFood4u - he/him <- defender of food, in team
@coconutcannibal - coco - she/her
@s - StrawberryPuding - he/him
@chirpbirb - taco - he/him <- name is taco

TEAM THREE: LNA (LUNAS N' ALEXES)
@jackemled - Luna Lactea - they/them
@ielenia - Luna (Ielenia) - she/her
@luna - Luna (catgirl) - she/her
@graphite - alex - they/them
@gravitos - Alex Gravitos - he/him

TEAM FOUR: OBJECT SHOW
@wetsocks - 10 - it/it/its/itself
@sebastian - tetromino floating in the void - he/him
@unnick - unnick - it/it/its/itself
@IKEA@femboy.breeding.college - IKEA - it/it/its/itself
@spork - Spork - spork/spork/sporks/sporkself

TEAM FIVE: ALSO VETERANS
@awoo - jade - she/her
@eri - eri - they/them
@ivy - Thaumaturgy Initiate Ivy - he/him
@23Sonics - 23Sonics - he/him
@amycatgirl - Amy - she/her

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FEDI GAMES

THE SECOND HALF OF THE TEAMS

TEAM SIX: GIRLS' CLUB
@VasilisTheChu - Vasilis - she/her
@kanako - kanyako - she/her
@asoukes - asoukes - she/her
@cobra - the cobra - she/her
@roadblock161_ - ellie - she/her

TEAM SEVEN: FPAJGVTISIHTTFN [FAMOUS PEOPLE (also just generally void themed? im stretching it here) <- thats the full name]
@gayair - GRAYAIR - he/him
@mattgrayyes - Matt Gray - they/them
@yassie_j - Yaseen - they/them
@viralbox - viral - they/them <- i dunno it says "viral"
@lunahd - Miku - she/her <- not part of l+a because she's fcuking MIKU HATSUNE

TEAM EIGHT: THE CAT ARMY
@torepang - Journalist - he/him
@notsureither - notsureither - they/them
@mono - monocyte - he/him
@cyrus - cyrus - he/him
@eris - eris - it/it/its/itself

TEAM NINE: UNASSIGNED (fuck it, thats the team name)
@Zink - Zink (Zink) - zink/zink/zinks/zinkself
@cyberboy - cyberboy - he/him
@prabowo - Prabowo - he/him
@Komfudo - Komfudo - he/him
@captainnautilus - tuesday - they/them

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THE SECOND HALF OF THE TEAMS

TEAM SIX: GIRLS' CLUB
@VasilisTheChu - Vasilis - she/her
@kanako - kanyako - she/her
@asoukes - asoukes - she/her
@cobra - the cobra - she/her
@roadblock161_ - ellie - she/her

TEAM SEVEN: FPAJGVTISIHTTFN [FAMOUS PEOPLE (also just generally void themed? im stretching it here) <- thats the full name]
@gayair - GRAYAIR - he/him
@mattgrayyes - Matt Gray - they/them
@yassie_j - Yaseen - they/them
@viralbox - viral - they/them <- i dunno it says "viral"
@lunahd - Miku - she/her...

FEDI GAMES

But what if i told you,
there is one more team?

BEHOLD:
TEAM ZERO: THE HOUSE
@kaiiak - Kaiiak - he/him <- me
@arkartsofficial - Ark - he/him <- art friend, will help illustrate
@btlg1090 - Bootleg - he/him <- art friend, will help illustrate
@makiweir - Maki - she/her <- random friend i put in
@BakaBuns - BakaBuns - he/him <- random friend i put in

FIFTY STAND AT ARENA'S EDGE
ONE SHALL LEAVE TO CLAIM THE CROWN

who will it be?

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But what if i told you,
there is one more team?

BEHOLD:
TEAM ZERO: THE HOUSE
@kaiiak - Kaiiak - he/him <- me
@arkartsofficial - Ark - he/him <- art friend, will help illustrate
@btlg1090 - Bootleg - he/him <- art friend, will help illustrate
@makiweir - Maki - she/her <- random friend i put in
@BakaBuns - BakaBuns - he/him <- random friend i put in

FEDI GAMES

You may now use this time to brag about how your team is the best and will 100% win the games

you have uh
20 hours? yea

CONSIDER THIS YOUR PRE-GAME

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FEDI GAMES

WE ARE STARTING NOW
GET READY FOR SOME FEDI GAMES

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FEDI GAMES

THE HORNS BLARE THROUGHOUT THE ARENA

@amycatgirl rushes immediately off their podium and grabs a tree branch, and stabs clean through @yassie_j ! [50th]
I don't think she likes boiled pizza that much.

49 REMAIN
FPAJGVTISIHTTFN IS NOW DOWN TO 4 MEMBERS

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FEDI GAMES

@makiweir and @eris stand at a precipice, both loaded with blades, one of manmade steel, and one of natural claw.
They nimbly dodge the other's attacks over and over again, but eris stumbles over slightly, giving Maki the opportunity to trip them and shove it off the cliff face.

eris did not stick the landing. [49th]

48 REMAIN
THE CAT ARMY IS NOW DOWN TO 4 MEMBERS

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@Zink - "NOOO!!! DONT KILL ME!!! I KNOW I SAID I'D DIE DAY ONE BUT IT WAS A JOKE!!! :neofox_sob: "
@cyrus - "This is a BATTLE ROYALE game. What were you expecting? TACOS?"

cyrus then proceeds to un-zink Zink [48th]

47 REMAIN
UNASSIGNED IS DOWN TO 4 MEMBERS

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FEDI GAMES

sometimes you a have a normal day
and sometimes you get to watch your friend ( @btlg1090 ) draw themselves strangling a cat ( @notsureither ) to death [47th]

uh. yea! anyways

46 REMAIN
THE CAT ARMY IS DOWN TO 3 MEMBERS

(god what even is this show)
(credit to @btlg1090 for the art)

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FEDI GAMES replied to FEDI

Here is @wetsocks moments before being blown to smithereens by a landmine. [46th]

45 REMAIN
OBJECT SHOW IS DOWN TO 4 MEMBERS

(credit to @arkartsofficial for the image)

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FEDI GAMES replied to FEDI

very sorry for the small text
I'm adding alt text to this one so yall can read it
probably should add alt text to all of these tbf

@gauley - "I am Fedi Gamer. Winning is what. I do. ! and my team. uhh i forgot the name. Will win.!! I kill you now."
@unnick - " :drgn_sob: " [45th]

44 REMAIN
OBJECT SHOW IS NOW DOWN TO 3 MEMBERS

#fedigames

very sorry for the small text
I'm adding alt text to this one so yall can read it
probably should add alt text to all of these tbf

@gauley - "I am Fedi Gamer. Winning is what. I do. ! and my team. uhh i forgot the name. Will win.!! I kill you now."
@unnick - " :drgn_sob: " [45th]

44 REMAIN
OBJECT SHOW IS NOW DOWN TO 3 MEMBERS

eri finds a backpack full of camping equipment.
tetromino floating in the void finds a bag full of explosives.
alex breaks Luna (catgirl)&#39;s nose for a basket of bread.
viral, Riedler, and asoukes work together to get as many supplies as possible.
tuesday grabs a backpack and retreats.
Alex Gravitos runs away from the Cornucopia.
gauley finds unnick hiding in the cornucopia and kills it.
FEDI GAMES replied to FEDI

@gayair - "You idiot! Do you see what situation we're in right now?! If you shove me, we both die!"
@VasilisTheChu - "You're bluffin' >:3"

He was not bluffing.
[44th] [43rd]

42 REMAIN
FPAJGVTISIHTTFN IS NOW DOWN TO 3 MEMBERS
GIRLS' CLUB IS NOW DOWN TO 4 MEMBERS

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IKEA takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
coco breaks Matt Gray&#39;s nose for a basket of bread.
Ark finds a canteen full of water.
GRAYAIR and Vasilis threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
FEDI GAMES replied to FEDI

@s cuts through the competition with an AXE! the competition being @Komfudo [42nd] (rip)

41 REMAIN
UNASSIGNED IS NOW DOWN TO 3 MEMBERS

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StrawberryPuding kills Komfudo with a hatchet.
FEDI GAMES replied to FEDI

@spork - "You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, @roadblock161_ !I'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet. I'll live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away!"
[41st]

40 REMAIN
GIRLS' CLUB IS NOW DOWN TO 3 MEMBERS

(credit to @btlg1090 for the art)

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Spork strangles ellie after engaging in a fist fight.
FEDI GAMES replied to FEDI

@kanako - "Boo!"
@prabowo - " :blobcatshocked: :blobcatdead: "
kanyako - "omg are you ok?"
Prabowo - "dead noises" [40th]

39 REMAIN
UNNASSIGNED IS DOWN TO 2 MEMBERS

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kanyako catches Prabowo off guard and kills him.
FEDI GAMES replied to FEDI

@mono , @jackemled , and @approxamatrix10 start fighting, but Luna Lactea runs away as monocyte kills approxamatrix! [39th]

As quoted from Luna Lactea afterwards in an interview:
"nope nope nope nope nope nope nope"

38 REMAIN
FEDI-REPLAY IS NOW DOWN TO 4 MEMBERS

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23Sonics grabs a shovel.
Thaumaturgy Initiate Ivy grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Miku grabs a shovel.
monocyte, Luna Lactea, and approxamatrix start fighting, but Luna Lactea runs away as monocyte kills approxamatrix.
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