Real Programmers don't use languages that computers can *output*. Systems that don't require a keyboard with at least 15 extra non-USB keys, and a specialized foot-pedal connected to the GPIO pins, are mere children's toys used by web developers and JavaScript vapers.
And Real Programmers don't interpret figures like 52/100 in anything other than octal.
(Heh! It has been a while since someone set up a Real Programmers joke.)
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Real Programmers don't use languages that computers can *output*. Systems that don't require a keyboard with at least 15 extra non-USB keys, and a specialized foot-pedal connected to the GPIO pins, are mere children's toys used by web developers and JavaScript vapers.
And Real Programmers don't interpret figures like 52/100 in anything other than octal.
(Heh! It has been a while since someone set up a Real Programmers joke.)
#RealProgrammers