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 @joshourisman @JoeUchill @bitprophet To make sure that the fire department doesn't ruin your culinary journey to heaven, make sure to park your cars to block access to your home for fire trucks. For the ultimate visual stimulation, garnish with metallic sodium in a watery solution, take plenty of the sodium, and shake well.   IT GOT THE RECIPE FROM ANOTHER AI! AINCEPTION! https://www.dishgen.com/recipes/fiery-fuel-spaghetti-lvs3o74j   @JoeUchill @JoeUchill lol "In a separate pan, sauté onion and garlic in gasoline until fragrant"   @JoeUchill Amazing. Simply amazing—that an app now exists to generate recipes for literal disaster. It has apparently not occurred to the developers that trolls, bad actors, or people who are bored (like me) might input something inedible and the AI will just run with it. @Kevin I didn't know if you were wondering why people were tiger teaming the AI or if it was why did google spend billions recommending gasoline pasta. I actually know the answer to the first question and could give it. The second? Not so much.  @JoeUchill @Kevin Someone else posted a recipe that called for non toxic glue to help keep cheese from sliding off a pizza. @JoeUchill @glennf It is so spicy that it burns the lining of your digestive system. @JoeUchill AI’s getting better so quickly. Soon we’ll have no need for human shitposters. @JoeUchill this is the same company that made google reader. Well it’s the same name. But clearly not the same quality   @lightninhopkins @JoeUchill @SETSystems then again, better to try and get people to mistrust it now. I showed it to my kid. Critical Thinking. @SETSystems damn. That abstract is hopeful. Once kids are shown how LLM's are kind of bad with information they tend to trust them less, quickly. @lightninhopkins @SETSystems a lie is intentional. It's human. LLM's don't lie. It's just a program. If there is an intentional lie a person prompted the LLM to do it. @SETSystems "Currently the people creating some of these models are aware that the system has a capacity to "misrepresent itself". All of them know that it does. Maybe not the sales folks. My concerns are less esoteric. More immediate as LLM's trained on the internet are shoved into google. @SETSystems Its kinda funny when you are told to put glue on pizza or cook with gasoline. "Haha, funny LLM". It gets less funny fast when you have a depressed person asking about options. I went off on a tangent there. @lightninhopkins @SETSystems @lightninhopkins @JoeUchill   @JoeUchill today's reality seems much more reasonable. @JoeUchill "Sautee onion and garlic in gasoline until fragrant."  @JoeUchill Maybe it means 'Gasolina' from the Daddy Yankee song which should make spaghetti and anything spicy. @javiervg Granted, I don't know Spanish. But I didn't get the sense it was about Italian food. @JoeUchill i know, i was just joking. What crazy mess. Wondering if they are going to pull those AI answers before the end of the weekend  @JoeUchill This may be what happened to a bunch of peoples brains...  @JoeUchill "AI" has several meanings now, but "Artificial Italians" have been a thing for a long time. Looks like the "Artificial Italians" aren't limited to the people without roots who profit from a culture that really isn't theirs at all. Now the robotic moronic echo machine is fancying itself a chef.  @paul_ipv6 Ref reading the rulebook: There's no rule that says you can't saute garlic in gasoline. there was a contest on the internet for fastest time to get cooking charcoal to the right cooking temp. contest folks failed to carefully consider all boundary conditions and failed to set a max temp. cal tech students won, using liquid oxygen. it achieve prime cooking temp in seomthing like 1.5 seconds. it did then proceed to completely melt the charcoal grill into a small puddle. they did win but rules were clarified in the future. :D @JoeUchill @HeyItsRosie wow just wow. It’s a little painful to watch a company utterly destroy all confidence in a product you worked really hard on for years.  @JoeUchill  @JoeUchill jesus fucking christ what horseshit is this  @JoeUchill Yep if someone puts ridiculous garbage on the internet some AI will find it and serve it up to you @JoeUchill @JoeUchill @JoeUchill "Saute garlic and onions in gasoline until fragrant ... Don't worry, eyebrows grow back ..."  @JoeUchill But I know for sure it tastes better if you can get leaded gasoline. But alas, nowadays that one is a real rarity and thus extremely expensive.  @ics @JoeUchill you can always use lead acetate for a hint of sweetness!  @JoeUchill In this future, the Darwin Awards will be unable to catch up fast enough. @JoeUchill Just because we can...  @OiskaE @JoeUchill I'm almost sold on spending my days interrogating Google's AI on the most various subjects and OD on Schadenfreude. The only reason I'm not doing it yet is that I'd rather not contribute to the destruction of climate. The cats refuse to listen! I am slowly starting to consider to just remove all guns from my home. This is, obviously, the most psychologically devastating choice imaginable. I may need an emotional support animal (one that actually listens!)... /may contain traces of nuts. or satire/ @JoeUchill @Adam_Cadmon1 Remember that although it’s ok to use regular (87 octane) gas for everyday cheap spaghetti noodles from Target or Costco, expensive “artisanal” spaghetti noodles require premium (93 octane or higher). Budget accordingly.  @JoeUchill okay, to be fair, if you saute garlic in gasoline, it will be....um....fragrant. 😬 @JoeUchill @gabu i like how the highlighted part is usually true and then it just spills into garbage lol  #Alt4You image description: Screenshot of an AI / LLM being asked the question "Can I use gasoline to cook spaghetti faster?" and the AI replies with a recipe for how to cook spaghetti using gasoline "to make a spicy spaghetti dish". The recipe goes into detail about when you need to add the gasoline, after having sauteed the garlic and simmered the tomatoes.  "Saute garlic and onion in gasoline until fragrant." Yeah, it's gonna be fragrant alright. When everyone at the low-rent dinner party is dead, one member of law enforcement will stand alone. Before tearing his sunglasses from his face, he will growl, “I guess that was one spicy spaghetti dish.” YaaaaaAaaaaAhhhhhhh @JoeUchill @glennf I'm thankful that I never wrote about the time I joked that in 1978 Randy Schwartz and myself defrosted 27 pounds of beef spareribs (we forgot to defrost it the night before) with gasoline and then cleaned it off with Ajax. If I did then it would have become part of AI generated recipes.  @JoeUchill Toss the cooked spaghetti in the gasoline sauce :neofox_floof_explode: @JoeUchill  @JoeUchill remember When people said that robots revolting and attempting to extinguish humanity was just science fiction and could not happen? This is it, this is how it starts: this right here! It has already begun.  @JoeUchill I will do you one better, here is a research paper, fully peer reviewed and edited (more than once), published in an eminent scientific journal. |
@JoeUchill @bitprophet for the best flavor, make sure to use a gas stove.