@OiskaE @JoeUchill I'm almost sold on spending my days interrogating Google's AI on the most various subjects and OD on Schadenfreude.

The only reason I'm not doing it yet is that I'd rather not contribute to the destruction of climate.
But it's a very, very thin and brittle "yet".

@OiskaE

The cats refuse to listen! I am slowly starting to consider to just remove all guns from my home. This is, obviously, the most psychologically devastating choice imaginable. I may need an emotional support animal (one that actually listens!)...

/may contain traces of nuts. or satire/

@OiskaE @JoeUchill The entire nation is unhinged!

@OiskaE @JoeUchill I love how AI is picking up every meme because the number of mentions means that it is probabilistically correct.

This is what happens when you train your AI on Reddit and Twitter and ...

@OiskaE @JoeUchill there’s a book about that, and I wonder if jokes about that book (or maybe the book itself?) poisoned the dataset

I can very much say that my cat would like to carry a gun though (she’s very ambitious about her violence)

@OiskaE @JoeUchill Well, cats cannot cause a gun to <unintentionally> discharge…

@OiskaE @JoeUchill I wouldn’t have this book if it wasn’t a true concern! 🙀

@OiskaE @JoeUchill The book is hilarious. (how to talk to your cats about gun safety)

@OiskaE @JoeUchill I'm ok. We have neither cats nor guns. The dog could have a go with a kitchen knife though.

@OiskaE @JoeUchill The eternal problem of mousers and Mausers.

@OiskaE
But... MAYBE... just maybe... part of "Gun safety" is not having loaded guns laying around with the safety off? I mean, just an idea...

OR! Not having guns at all. Although, that's just the former soldier in me talking, you know?
@JoeUchill @Aminorjourney

@OiskaE @JoeUchill Good luck teaching your cat trigger discipline!

@OiskaE @JoeUchill you think I am explaining how guns work to my cats, there would be carnage.....

@OiskaE @JoeUchill @keirFox

:neocat_gun:

@JoeUchill @OiskaE or maybe just don’t live in one of the few backwater countries who still allow citizens firearms

@OiskaE @JoeUchill Your kitty is behaving badly, and a bad kitty won't pay attention to condescending lectures about gun safety. We all know, deeply and truly, that the only solution to a bad kitty knocking a gun off the table is a good kitty knocking a gun off the table.

@OiskaE @JoeUchill Darkest #Garfield comic ever.