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Andreas K

@joshourisman @JoeUchill @bitprophet
No, cook it on an open fire, in your living room.

To make sure that the fire department doesn't ruin your culinary journey to heaven, make sure to park your cars to block access to your home for fire trucks.

For the ultimate visual stimulation, garnish with metallic sodium in a watery solution, take plenty of the sodium, and shake well.

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