In addition to being spyware, the software bloat is just unbelievable.
All I want is a machine that can do word processing. The occasional spreadsheet, and access to the interwebs. There's so much garbage running in the background now I need a machine more powerful than what we used to use to run helicopter simulators to literally do training. And this computer moved a 6 degree of freedom helicopter on hydraulics.
The bloat is absolutely ridiculous.
There's a spacecraft literally in outer space that is a fraction of the capacity of my laptop and my laptop takes 10 minutes to boot.
You seem like a good candidate to move to Ubuntu. Familiar interface, easy to use from the get-go, and lots of free software shared by passionate creators. Also LibreOffice and Firefox/Thunderbird, and you're pretty much set. Try it out!