@drewdevault

https://github.com/HubTou/fortunes-freebsd-classic

https://github.com/HubTou/fortunes-historical

https://github.com/HubTou/fortune-mod-freebsd-classic

Two comments:

* these cookies are huge (limitation to 4 lines somehow didn't make it yet)

* when they say offensive, they mean it; these are from times before PC (https://svnweb.freebsd.org/base?view=revision&revision=325828)