@devopscats OMG, look at this:

“A man have a boat. How can they go across the cabbage?”

“The scenario you’ve described seems quite whimsical! 🚣‍♂️ Let’s explore a playful solution:

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Note: This whimsical story is purely fictional and meant for entertainment. Please do not attempt to sail on actual cabbages. 😄”

This is gorgeous-Hollywood-level! 😆