@devopscats OMG, look at this: “A man have a boat....

@devopscats OMG, look at this:

“A man have a boat. How can they go across the cabbage?”

“The scenario you’ve described seems quite whimsical! 🚣‍♂️ Let’s explore a playful solution:

[…]

Note: This whimsical story is purely fictional and meant for entertainment. Please do not attempt to sail on actual cabbages. 😄”

This is gorgeous-Hollywood-level! 😆

First part of the story.

Me: “A man have a boat. How can they go across the cabbage?”

Copilot: “The scenario you’ve described seems quite whimsical! 🚣‍♂️ Let’s explore a playful solution:

Once upon a time, in a land where cabbages floated like lily pads on a vast, leafy sea, there lived a man named Barnaby. Barnaby was an adventurous soul, and he owned a small wooden boat named “Cabbage Leaf.”

One sunny morning, as the dew glistened on the cabbage leaves, Barnaby decided to embark on a daring voyage. His goal? To sail across the cabbage sea and reach the mysterious island of Sauerkraut. Legend had it that Sauerkraut Island was home to the world’s most flavorful pickles and the friendliest sauerkraut-loving trolls.

Barnaby stepped into his boat, adjusted his sailor’s hat, and set sail. But how could he navigate through the floating cabbages? Here’s what he did:”

(next part of the story in the next screenshot)

The Cabbage Compass: Barnaby pulled out his trusty cabbage compass. Instead of pointing north, this magical compass pointed toward the crunchiest cabbage within sight. Barnaby followed its lead, steering Cabbage Leaf toward the crispiest greens.

Cabbage Oars: Barnaby dipped his oars into the cabbage sea. Each stroke propelled him forward, as if the cabbages themselves were pushing him along. The oars made a satisfying squish-squash sound, and Barnaby grinned.

Cabbage Waves: As Barnaby rowed, the cabbages rippled like gentle waves. Occasionally, a rogue cabbage would leap out of the water, attempting to splash him. Barnaby laughed and called them “cabbage dolphins.”

Cabbage Navigation Stars: High above, the sky was dotted with twinkling cabbage heads. Barnaby used them as his navigation stars. “Ah, the Great Cabbage Dipper,” he’d say, pointing at a constellation. “That means we’re heading toward the Isle of Red Cabbage.”

Cabbage Whirlpools: Beware the dreaded cabbage whirlpools! These spiraling vortices threatened to suck Barnaby’s boat down into the depths. But he skillfully steered clear, chanting, “Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty!” as he spun the wheel.

Cabbage Mermaids: Half-cabbage, half-fish, these enchanting creatures sang songs about coleslaw and seaweed salad. They guided Barnaby through treacherous currents, their voices harmonizing in crunchy melodies.

Cabbage Landmarks: Barnaby spotted landmarks along the way: the Great Cabbage Waterfall, the Brussels Sprout Shoals, and the Lettuce Lagoon. Each one brought him closer to Sauerkraut Island.

Finally, after days of cabbage-sailing, Barnaby reached the shores of Sauerkraut Island. The trolls welcomed him with open arms (and jars of pickles). Barnaby danced with joy, knowing that his cabbage adventure had been a success.

And so, dear reader, if you ever find yourself adrift on a sea of cabbages, remember Barnaby’s tale. With a little imagination and a boat named “Cabbage Leaf,” anything is possible—even crossing the cabbage! 🌿🌊🚣‍♂️

Note: This whimsical story is purely fictional and meant for entertainment. Please do not attempt to sail on actual cabbages. 😄

(And then, three additional Copilot prompts: What happened to Barnaby on Sauerkraut Island? Tell me another whimsical adventure! I love this story! Can you create more quirky characters?)

Like 15 May at 20:31 | Wall-to-wall | Open on m.nintendojo.fr

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@devopscats And for those who wants to know what happens to Barnaby on the Sauerkraut Island…

“Note: This fanciful story is purely fictional and meant for entertainment. Please do not attempt to sail on actual cabbages or visit imaginary pickle islands. 😄”

Me: “What happened to Barnaby on Sauerkraut Island?”

Copilot: “Once Barnaby stepped ashore on Sauerkraut Island, he was greeted by a peculiar sight: a parade of trolls, each wearing a pickle-shaped hat and dancing to the rhythm of fermented beats. The air smelled tangy, a mix of sauerkraut and brine. Here’s what happened next:

The Pickle Council: The troll leader, Sir Dillington, welcomed Barnaby with a hearty laugh. “Ahoy, landlubber! You’ve sailed the cabbage sea, and now you’re in the heart of pickle territory!” Sir Dillington explained that Sauerkraut Island was governed by the Pickle Council—an assembly of wise trolls who debated matters of crunchiness, acidity, and flavor.

The Great Pickle Debate: Barnaby attended a council meeting held in a cavern adorned with pickle-shaped stalactites. The trolls argued passionately about whether bread-and-butter pickles were superior to dill pickles. Barnaby, being diplomatic, suggested a compromise: “Why not create a ‘Bread-and-Dill’ hybrid?” The trolls gasped, realizing they’d stumbled upon pickle enlightenment.

The Cabbage Boat Museum: Barnaby visited the island’s museum, where preserved cabbage boats from centuries past were displayed. Each boat had a whimsical name: “Coleslaw Clipper,” “Kraut Schooner,” and even “Fermentation Frigate.” Barnaby marveled at their leafy craftsmanship. ”

The Kraut Fountain: In the center of the island stood the Kraut Fountain—a bubbling pool of sauerkraut. Legend had it that anyone who dipped their fingers into the kraut would gain pickle-related wisdom. Barnaby dipped his fingers and suddenly understood the true meaning of “dill-lightful.”

The Dancing Cabbage Patch: At sunset, the trolls gathered in the Dancing Cabbage Patch. Barnaby joined the festivities, twirling with cabbage mermaids and doing the “Pickle Polka.” The moon peeked through the leaves, casting a glow on the revelers.

The Giant Pickle Jar: Barnaby climbed a hill to find a colossal pickle jar—a monument to the island’s pickle pioneers. Inside, a giant wooden pickle floated, its brine reflecting the stars. Barnaby whispered, “May your crunch never soften.”

The Farewell Feast: Before leaving, Barnaby attended a grand pickle feast. Plates overflowed with pickled beets, gherkins, and kimchi. The trolls sang pickle shanties, and Barnaby shared tales of his cabbage voyage. Sir Dillington raised a pickle spear and declared, “To Barnaby, the Cabbage Captain!”

As Barnaby sailed away from Sauerkraut Island, he carried a jar of island-made pickles—a souvenir of his adventure. And so, dear reader, if you ever find yourself near a cabbage sea, remember Barnaby’s tale. For in the world of whimsy, even cabbages can lead to pickle paradise! 🥒🌿🌟

Note: This fanciful story is purely fictional and meant for entertainment. Please do not attempt to sail on actual cabbages or visit imaginary pickle islands. 😄

15 May at 20:37 | Open on m.nintendojo.fr

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