@neauoire I can relate so much! I also feel dreadful when I have to write some of these papers sometimes. I got my own theory on how we got here which I'm happy to talk about in PMs.

But if you're looking for top quality entertaining papers in (functional) programming languages look for "Functional Pearls" in ICFP and JFP. The CfP states that the papers must be engaging, fun, and short-ish. Most of the time that is the case.