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Mastodon

Deliberately friend-sized and friend-shaped, with a soft surface material and soft, squishy stuffing, you will soon be able to have a #Mastodon in your home:

blog.joinmastodon.org/2024/04/

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@Mastodon Ooooh 🀩 I think I need one. 😍

Mx Amber Alex

@Mastodon only 1,000? 😭

If it sells out, any plans for a second run?

Or maybe pre-orders to get a more reliable idea of how many you'll sell?

Eugen Rochko

@amberage @Mastodon Yes, I think we could do more. I didn't want to do pre-orders with a 20 week lead time since I imagine it would be frustrating for people to wait that long.

sadedoes

@Gargron @amberage @Mastodon I would pre-order with 20 week lead time, it's pretty much like a kickstarter anyway :)

Mx Amber Alex

@Gargron @Mastodon tbh I would happily pre order that early. No stressing out about remembering to keep an eye out for when they go live.

amy :)

@Gargron @amberage @Mastodon Sure, but people will have to wait for 20+ weeks anyways after the fact? No expert but I'd imagine there'll be more than 1000 people who want to buy one straight away...

Could've used a pre-order / backorder to gauge popularity before submitting for production..?

kadse :nonbinary_flag:

@amberage omg I will so forget to think about it and end up not getting one ._.

Fabian οΏ½ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@Mastodon Pro marketing tipp: Place one near a #Blahaj so people see how good friends they are! :blahaj_heart:

Also "Mr. Mastodon"? c'mon call him John :blobcatgooglyfingerguns:

Luna Lactea

@Mastodon Please name him "John" officially. It needs to happen. The prophecy says so!

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@Mastodon observe: Buhos sefi. Agosto 10, aΓ±o 3020 A.C., 0168 aΓ±os luego del inicio de la cuenta Ahau, y de la cuenta de la escritura HebrΓ‘ica, FUTUROS (FORWARDΒ΄S): 2062, 2056, 2040, Agosto 10 del aΓ±o 2022. AΓ±os 1504-1542. "En la actual MΓ©xico, el espaΓ±ol Francisco de Montejo funda la ciudad de MΓ©rida, hoy capital del Estado de YucatΓ‘n. El 14 de febrero de 1542, la ciudad de Guadalajara fue fundada por cuarta y ΓΊltima vez en el Valle de Atemajac, sobre el margen del rΓ­o San Juan de Dios." wiki.

Marco Frasca :ironman:

@Mastodon β€œMr. Mastodon (left) and my wife (right)” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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@Mastodon Que fofinho β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ€©πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Ville :wwdc24:

@Mastodon Only 1000? I will be ready to buy it when it get released :)

Acesabe

@Mastodon I predict instant sell out of all 1000, rendering these to be highly collectable and no doubt re-sell on the open market at far higher prices, hopefully some profits can be channelled back into running Mastodon

Roots & Calluses

@Mastodon all I can think of is that scene from It Takes Two. Best game I have played in a long time but the elephant segment was brutal.

AnneTheWriter

@Mastodon

The #Mastodon plush toy mascot needs a name.

How about "Massie"?

#MassieTheMastodonMascot is also very alliterative.

(The reason I do not say "John Mastodon" is because this is the Mastodon that John Mastodon rode when he came into town.)

DeterioratedStucco

@Mastodon
I wonder if it would make a good travel pillow?

Rory Prior

@Mastodon bonus points for the film camera 🎞️

Michael Carroll

@Mastodon

If you squeeze it's belly it explains your joke back to you

Betterifyouneil

@Mastodon

A #MemoryFoam #Mastodon seems very easy to smile at and lay upon any surface and dream. πŸ’œπŸ›«

A Masto to squish around your head and hold you while you sleep.
🀣☺️😴

Priceless Planet

@Mastodon Please keep it Plastic free πŸ™‚

basisbit 🦈πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@Mastodon
"Surface washable" - So, it isn't suitable for washing machine at for example 30Β°C and without spin cycle?

Petra van Cronenburg

@Mastodon OMG, how cute! 😍 🀩 But it's definitively not a Mister. 😎

Eddie Coldrick πŸ’»

@Mastodon @Gargron Is the mailing list sign-up the same one as the one for the other merch mails or is it the same list? Just want to know if I need to sign up again :)

Juancho

@Mastodon I just subscribed. He is so cute and adorable to sleep with. Even talk to him. For the love of god, I hope I wasn't number 1001, hahaha.

Paul Schoe

I would love a blue one.

(and just start the pre-order for this one. We don't mind waiting 20 weeks, but will have 20 weeks of happy feeling that it is coming rather than 20 weeks of anxiety that we miss out)

@Mastodon

macquilter

@Mastodon @antoniopicornell Any plans to release a pattern so people could make their own?

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