Email or username:

Password:

Forgot your password?
sam henri gold's posts Post Back to profile
sam henri gold

this is a terrible parenting technique

WWDC slide: Layout procedure. First, a parent proposes a size for child. Then, child chooses its own size. Finally, parent places child in parent’s coordinate space.
12 April at 18:46 | Open on hachyderm.io
7 comments
Szymon Nowicki

@samhenrigold wait until the next slide where they describe how to purge child when size is too big.

12 April at 18:51 | Open on social.nowicki.io
Meercat ✅
Mark Rigby

@samhenrigold Watch out - the invasion of mega-babies is on hand.

Pretty sure that's in Revelations. Somewhere between the number of the beast and the third Pussycat Dolls album.

12 April at 18:54 | Open on mastodon.social
Flaming Cheeto

@samhenrigold depends on one's interpretation of "parents coordinate space"

12 April at 19:23 | Open on mastodon.online
Social Diaspora Bard

@samhenrigold My 11 year old is already taller than me (thanks to his birthparents), so I suppose this may have been a mistake on our part.

12 April at 19:29 | Open on retro.pizza
mmalc

@samhenrigold
I bet Crusty had something to say about it.

12 April at 19:54 | Open on mastodon.social
Ondřej Michálek

@samhenrigold
reminds me of all the “architects” in the field who know nothing about designing our built environment

15 April at 13:11 | Open on witter.cz
Go Up