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jacqueline 🌟

i think the real takeaway is that postgres devs aren’t fucking around when it comes to performance

30 March at 20:45 | Open on chaos.social
18 comments
𝓢𝔂𝓭𝓷𝓮𝔂 <3 :v_trans: :v_bi: :v_pat:
Colin McMillen

@jacqueline indeed that was a deep dive for a very little motivation! I'm impressed at the dedication.

30 March at 21:10 | Open on piaille.fr
Elias Probst

@jacqueline in a meeting in a few years:

"So, why did we decide to go with PostgreSQL back then?"

"Well, it's complicated!"

30 March at 21:46 | Open on mastodon.social
Thomas Tuegel

@jacqueline I’m going to be thinking about this every time somebody asks “Is CI running a little slow today?”

30 March at 22:02 | Open on functional.cafe
Stéphane Charette
Philipp :emacs: :nixos:

@jacqueline wait, what is the context here?

31 March at 9:09 | Open on fosstodon.org
immibis
@pmidden @jacqueline they discovered that xz had a backdoor because it took 0.4 seconds longer to log into ssh
31 March at 9:10 | Open on social.immibis.com
Brett Haines

@pmidden @jacqueline the recent XZ backdoor was initially uncovered by a postgresql dev who noticed some benchmarks were running **sightly** slower than normal.

31 March at 23:35 | Open on infosec.exchange
sandorspruit

@jacqueline There’s this book called “a cuckoo’s egg” by a guy named Clifford Stoll that you might like 🙃

31 March at 21:36 | Open on mastodon.nl
Googly Eyed Peas

@sandorspruit @jacqueline 75 cents difference - I’m reading this right now. For the umpteenth time.

31 March at 23:29 | Open on mastodon.social
hnapel

@jacqueline

OMG if you ever did an strace and like each ms the LD_LIBRARY_PATH is walked only to find what it needs at the very end of it.

31 March at 22:54 | Open on mastodon.social
seismo!allegra!utzoo
skategoat 🐐

@jacqueline lets talk about the elephant in the room

31 March at 23:22 | Open on social.treehouse.systems
cliffordheath
blake shaw 🇵🇸
Kat

@rml
This is how the xz vulnerability was discovered: a Postgres dev was doing some performance testing, and noticed that ssh was working harder than normal.
@jacqueline

1 April at 6:58 | Open on chaosfem.tw
Mark Andrew
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