Gregory's Server> "As the testing above shows, some of the most brutally intensive websites include ... and basically every major social media platform."
I take exception to that. Mastodon loads pretty damn quickly, and it's the only social media site _I_ use daily.
But yes, that article is pretty accurate, and most large players will respond "just use our mobile app instead" (with the unspoken part being 'so we can track and sell literally everything you do, visit, and say')