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nrk

@beep this thing -> upstash.com/ consumes 50mb+ heap size on startup , to display a static landing page.

For youtube, it is consistently 100mb+, for google, it is again 50mb.

28 Mar 2024 at 14:29 | Wall-to-wall | Open on mastodon.social
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IAG

@nrk9819 @beep I have a pretty solid phone (2019 flagship iirc) and this page brings it to its knees
And yet I can emulate 3DS games just fine, utter bullshit

29 Mar 2024 at 2:07 | Open on wetdry.world
Miss adderal girl
@iagondiscord @nrk9819 @beep I can play Wii and PS2 games. I can play fortnite AND watch YouTube at the same time on 2 screens
Yet some websites take a while to load.
29 Mar 2024 at 10:21 | Open on labyrinth.zone
mystie ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
@nrk9819 fyi, heap size ≠ amount of downloaded data to render the page
29 Mar 2024 at 10:32 | Open on fedi.nano.lgbt
sarah 🦦

@nrk9819 @beep excuse me, but this isnt a static landing page. it's a slideshow

29 Mar 2024 at 11:32 | Open on tech.lgbt
nrk

@SRAZKVT "static" means consisting of static files that can be pre-generated and served to the client without processing per request. Static in case of websites doesn't mean devoid of interactive/animated components like a slideshow.

29 Mar 2024 at 11:54 | Open on mastodon.social
sarah 🦦

@nrk9819 no no i was making a joke about that websites performance, which reaches 2spf on my phone

29 Mar 2024 at 12:55 | Open on tech.lgbt
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