@ricci@discuss.systems the list now has to be updated https://imgur.com/1qXjl ​:neofox_laugh:​

@ricci What alchemy is this! 🧙‍♀️

@ricci
That reminds me of sphincter magic in the television series, The Magicians.

@ricci Which Anus?

@ricci 😂😂😂

@ricci i wasn’t confident in my proctologist so i’ve decided to get a second opinion from the anus witch

@ricci Somewhere there is a Wiccan proctologist aghast that their idea was poached.

@ricci They knew what they were doing.

@ricci Step aside Pen Island we have a new contender!

@ricci If this was a Japanese company I'd assume it was a sleye reference to Shirime.

It does sadden me to know I will never be able to experience the reciprocal Engrish. The amount of insane shit I'd probably write if I had to translate and transliterate something into a language I wasn't a native speaker of would be hilarious.

@ricci@discuss.systems it’s beautiful, pure magic.

@ricci

Anus Witch is very metal. 🤘😈

I clicked, and if I ever add a kill switch to one of my guitars I’m getting an anu switch. 😁 And I would love to put a hoist crane control on something ridiculous. My shiny-things nerve has been triggered.

@ricci sometimes real life imitates art...

@ricci To be fair, that is a pretty nice product selection there. Where you put them is your business.

@ricci I see your switches, and raise you a kitchen!

@ricci get hexed!

@ricci
That's actually brilliant, I would totally buy from anus witch

@ricci
Kids Exchange vibes.

@ricci I've known a couple of those kinds of witches. Fantastic if you're into that sort of thing.

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@ricci I wonder if it was a nu start for them

@ricci the anus witch is casting rectal spells upon ye

@ricci I really really really want them to have been aiming to replicate the Uneeda Biscuit marketing because if so, that makes this failure so much funnier.

"I need to get a dump from my anuswitch"

"Wow, someone's really hammering my anuswitch"

@ricci
🤣

@ricci “Are you a good witch or a bad witch?” “Well…”

@ricci Well, that's a bummer.

@ricci <Attenborough voice> “The anus witch, a specialized subspecies, is best known for its highly specific broom-riding adaptation…”

@ricci A friend came up with a procedure in organic chemistry and his boss’s first thought was to name it after said friend. But they bandied it around, saying it aloud, and decided that Snow Reaction sounded to close to no reaction, so went with something else. :)

@ricci from the creators of Pen Island

@ricci
This is fucking magnificent

@ricci almost as bad as mastodon.com :blobcat_fishnom:

@ricci I think I'm gonna blame the anus witch the next time I fart at a fancy restaurant.

@ricci Anus Witch

Manufacturer of Push Butt

@ricci@discuss.systems there's no way they didn't know

@ricci well, the classic example was expertsexchange.com. it took them a long time to add a hyphen.

@ricci Ha! That's class! I see you've had a reply referencing pen island but it seems no one's mentioned the susan album party hashtag yet, so allow me. #susanalbumparty

@ricci amazed nobody's posted this yet #ANuStart #ArrestedDevelopment

@ricci 🍑🧙‍♀️

@ricci
That's right up there with my two favorites, the Official Meeting Facilities Guide which used to be at omfg.com; and the proto-stackexchange site that many were calling ExpertSexChange before they bought a second domain with a hyphen between the s and the e.

@ricci The scream I scrumt

@ricci

A witch with a switch can be a mean bitch!

I see profit.

@ricci

We sell them, exclusively!

@ricci

I remember back in the '90s, the days of Experts' Exchange.

@ricci
There was a shop years ago called

CANUS Plastics

where their neon sign would blink the first letter on and off forever. Presumably the name was an amalgam of two countries in North America, I dunno.

@ricci perfect cropping too...

@ricci it's a Chinese company, so i'd guess that's just a Latinization of their Chinese name

@ricci Somebody didn't watch Arrested Development before starting their switch company

@ricci let's not forget the ol' Experts Exchange...

Their URL didn't used to contain the hyphen.

@ricci oh the manufacturer of pushbutt?

@ricci a noble profession

@ricci emergency stop buttons from anuswitch - for when the shit hits the fan

@ricci

<cackles anusly>

@ricci a witch!

@ricci lmao

@ricci serving big this

@ricci

I will not be leaving a picture of an Anus Witch.

@ricci whoever did this needs to see some kind of combination analyst / therapist

@ricci created their corporate logo using copilot.

@ricci Well I know where I'm buying switches from now.

@ricci might even get blocked by most company proxy/firewalls

@ricci
"Hey, what's a good name for our swiss IT company?"

"UBit?"

"Yeah, sounds good! Let's buy the domain for our website!"

https://ubit.ch/

@ricci reminds me of powergenitalia.it

@ricci oh boy I please never want to see her house in woods

@ricci Pen Island, on the other hand, knew exactly what they were doing.

@ricci

Next weeks Marketing meeting.

Now Darren, Hows our website stats?

Well we had a big bump in unique hits over the long weekend.

Michelle: Awesome, We must have gone semi viral on social media again. I told you Anus Witch would get our products know to new customers.

@ricci and also a good argument for CamelCase. 🙄

@ricci I sure hope they run a mastodon instance...

@ricci

Ah. findtherapist.com

@ricci

I'm guessing they consulted with expertsexchange dot com for that domain name. 🤭

@ricci Just making sure @JoshuaACNewman sees this so he can share it with me later!

@ricci amazing

@ricci
:blobcatghostdead:

@ricci Don't look at us. Our coven agreed specifically: no butt stuff.

(Not judging. Just not our thing.)

@ricci I'm wondering, if I create a brand called Anus Witch... am I allowed to register anuswitch.* domains as well?

@ricci My headcanon is that they had the domain first and named the company to fit it.

@ricci

Phenomenal thread, no notes.

@ricci Planet Uranus is not amused about competition.

@ricci https://cumbooks.co.za/

@ricci
Hoooboy...it's the PenisIsland (Pen Island) situation all over again

@ricci
@kaia

Btw, Anu is a first name, female, in Finnish. Quite common.