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[ツ] For Harris and Walz

@jeffowski
Saudi Arabia should be stripped of all chess titles because they discriminate participants in an international event.

As a German, I also demand that all Saudis are only allowed to enter the country in Bavarian Lederhosen and that their wives must wear a Dirndl, and they must eat white sausage with radish and liver dumplings, and they must only drink Hefeweizen, because our national traditions are at least as important as those of the Saudis!

Vamos a hundirnos como caballeros! πŸ₯Š

15 March at 0:18 | Wall-to-wall | Open on mastodon.social
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[ツ] For Harris and Walz

@jeffowski
Yes, I know, this message already has a beard, but even I have to shave from time to time! πŸ˜‚

15 March at 0:21 | Open on mastodon.social
BewarePizza

@kalfatermann @jeffowski What are you both on about?

First of all, there is absolutely no requirement for a woman traveling to Saudi to wear any specific clothing, to have a male companion, or to cover any part of her body that isn't to do with modesty. That's complete bullshit. Both my sister and wife have been, ALONE, to Saudi.

Second, if that requirement to enter Germany is applied to all countries, not just Saudi, I'd delightly oblige if there's no limit on the Hefeweizen.

15 March at 23:24 | Open on mastodon.social
BewarePizza

@kalfatermann @jeffowski and before either of you go: "COVERING HER FACE IS MODESTY????", I mean general modesty. Women dress moderately modestly in Saudi. No short shorts, no tank tops. That's practically all of it. We've visited countries in Asia and have been asked to respect their cultures. It's the same.

15 March at 23:26 | Open on mastodon.social
[ツ] For Harris and Walz

@bewarepizza @jeffowski

People generally speak of sarcasm and if you are open-minded, then you also understand this type of humor.

Also nix für ungut und locker bleiben ☘️

15 March at 23:33 | Open on mastodon.social
BewarePizza

@kalfatermann @bewarepizza @jeffowski This type of sarcasm doesn't translate well on a screen, my apologies. Now allow me a moment to use Google Translate.

16 March at 7:09 | Open on mastodon.social
Enema Cowboy
[ツ] For Harris and Walz

@Enema_Cowboy
The beer yes, the sarcasm only to a limited extent! πŸ˜‚

22 March at 17:05 | Open on mastodon.social
P J Evans
Zappes

@kalfatermann @jeffowski @koehntopp Weißwurst mit Radi? Hast Du noch alle Tassen im Schrank???

22 March at 16:53 | Open on mastodon.online
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@zappes
Nein, ich verwende GrundsΓ€tzlich nur CafΓ©-GlΓ€ser mit 700ml, die Tassen haben einfach zu wenig Volumen, da trocknet der Inhalt allein beim Hinsehen aus.

Übrigens: Der Fachbegriff lautet Sarkasmus!

22 March at 17:03 | Open on mastodon.social
Petrichor

@kalfatermann @jeffowski Sachertorte too, and strong black coffee with a little glass of rum on the side

22 March at 17:19 | Open on mastodon.ie
[ツ] For Harris and Walz

@sinabhfuil
This proposal is even better! ☘️

22 March at 17:20 | Open on mastodon.social
Petrichor
[ツ] For Harris and Walz

@sinabhfuil
Bavaria is unfortunately still a male domain, amazing that so many girls take part. It's definitely crazy, but in a nice way.

22 March at 17:28 | Open on mastodon.social
Petrichor

@kalfatermann And all official dinners must conclude like this - but with lederhosen and dirndl outfits youtube.com/watch?v=V2r6Id0tGS

22 March at 17:30 | Open on mastodon.ie
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@sinabhfuil
From the movie with: Louis de Funès, Bourvil, ... (1966) "La Grande vadrouille"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Grand

22 March at 17:55 | Open on mastodon.social
Petrichor

@kalfatermann That's the one! It should be added to every official gathering

22 March at 18:06 | Open on mastodon.ie
[ツ] For Harris and Walz

@sinabhfuil

Just not in those uniforms and certainly not having to re-experience that time!

22 March at 18:21 | Open on mastodon.social
TP

@sinabhfuil @kalfatermann omg that is both hilarious & deeply strange & disturbing, especially in mixed gender bumdrumming or spanking or whatever the fudge that is

22 March at 20:38 | Open on mas.to
[ツ] For Harris and Walz

@3dogcouch

There are many types of "Plattlern" traditions, especially in Bavaria, such as "Schuplattlern" (see video) and similar dances, and there's nothing terrible about that.

Here in Germany, there is no gender segregation in schools, only in some private schools.

In Florida, you should tax your churches and not let them feed you so much bullshit as if you were little mice.

Man, please grow up!

Tiefenbacher Schuhplattler - Trompetenecho

youtube.com/watch?v=OYShnHNTuq
@sinabhfuil

@3dogcouch

There are many types of "Plattlern" traditions, especially in Bavaria, such as "Schuplattlern" (see video) and similar dances, and there's nothing terrible about that.

Here in Germany, there is no gender segregation in schools, only in some private schools.

In Florida, you should tax your churches and not let them feed you so much bullshit as if you were little mice.

22 March at 20:52 | Open on mastodon.social
TP

@kalfatermann @sinabhfuil I'm not sure what taxing churches in Florida & children slapping each others upside down butts in Bavaria have in common but you do you & have a nice day.

22 March at 21:00 | Open on mas.to
[ツ] For Harris and Walz

@3dogcouch
Indoctrination has something to do with it! American churches interfere everywhere and spread fear. That's more like brainwashing than religion. They do not pay taxes, but interfere in all state affairs. How can those churches accept a rapist, racist, liar, fraudster and mass murderer, who wants now to become God-Emperor, to legally murder political opponents, and is deeply supported? All these indoctrinations lead to fear over a children's group's "Plattlern" video!

22 March at 21:19 | Open on mastodon.social
Petrichor

@kalfatermann @3dogcouch What's this Plattern video?

22 March at 22:01 | Open on mastodon.ie
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@sinabhfuil

@3dogcouch got excited about the kids patting each other on the butt in the "platter" video of this tradition performance. It also came up to that it was a mixed group of girls and boys. In Florida, they see evil and devilry everywhere, and this should come as no surprise. I had added a warning, but then I was blocked, and 3dogcouch is very happy now, that this possibility exists in Mastodon. Technically, this is not right, but if someone feels comfortable with it. πŸ˜‚

22 March at 22:18 | Open on mastodon.social
Petrichor replied to [ツ] For Harris and Walz

@kalfatermann Ah yes, was watching a Harry Potter film last night in which a ragey woman dressed all in pink with bows, and looking suspiciously like Thatcher, instituted a rule that no boy and girl may be within 8" of each other… same thinking

23 March at 8:36 | Open on mastodon.ie
[ツ] For Harris and Walz replied to Petrichor

@sinabhfuil
Now I remember, thank you, in one of the Potter movies she becomes principal and has totally old-fashioned views on the duties and rights of the students. I should still have my godchild's DVD set somewhere, maybe I'll manage to watch them all in order at Easter.

23 March at 11:22 | Open on mastodon.social
Petrichor replied to [ツ] For Harris and Walz

@kalfatermann Yeah, it was funny, but the ending lost me - she was the best thing in it - with strong competition from Miss Trelawney

Emma Thompson as Mrs Doyle as Sybil Trelawney
Imelda Staunton as Dolores Umbridge as Maggie Thatcher
23 March at 11:34 | Open on mastodon.ie
[ツ] For Harris and Walz replied to Petrichor

@sinabhfuil
Now I remember even better, thank you ☘️ The lady on the right in pink was the principal.

23 March at 11:36 | Open on mastodon.social
Petrichor

@3dogcouch @kalfatermann I'd think myself that the concept of churches being tax free, whatever kind of religious organisation we're talking about, should be long gone

22 March at 21:59 | Open on mastodon.ie
Petrichor
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