Email or username:

Password:

Forgot your password?
Top-level
João Tiago Rebelo

@GossiTheDog company CEO: 1st quarter was really good, we have a share buyback operation going on, I sell my shares and jump out with my golden parachute. Done.

2 comments
stormbringer

@jt_rebelo @GossiTheDog the servers go down before the share buyout occurs, stocks plummet as the company website crashes. Stockholders begin their lawsuits and your golden parachute is placed into escrow to handle settlements.

Go Up