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Erik Uden 🦣🍑:coffefied:
STOP USING LOREM IPSUM!

- TEXT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE MEANINGLESS
- YEARS OF WRITING PASSED yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR “dolor sit amet”
- Yes please give me “consectetur adipiscing elit, sed”, I'd love to have one “aute irure dolor in reprehenderit” — statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.


LOOK AT what DESIGNERS have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time:

(this is REAL TEXT written by REAL DESIGNERS)

- Hipster Ipsum: Brunch raclette vexillologist post-ironic glossier ennui XOXO mlkshk godard pour-over blog tumblr humblebrag.


- Cat Ipsum: Chase ball of string eat plants, meow, and throw up because I ate plants going to catch the red dot today


- Pirate Ipsum: Swab black jack ahoy Brethren of the Coast schooner poop deck main sheet topmast furl marooned.

“Hello I would like Ut enim ad money please”

They have played us for absolute fools

19 comments
Waka/Jawaka

@ErikUden Amusing but none of those examples work.

GunChleoc

@ErikUden Ceterum censeo Lorem Ipsum esse delendam

Talya (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️

@ErikUden why use lorem ipsum when the bee movie script is sitting right there

Christian Stankowic

@ErikUden Okay, Cat-Ipsum totally convinced me. Thanks. 🐱

Benjamin

@ErikUden as a person living in Spain I really like using "Quijotipsum" from el Quijote famous book ^^
zeppelinux.es/quijotipsum/

Nuncio Bitis 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦

@ErikUden
Bacon ipsum dolor amet pork belly ribeye bacon corned beef. Tongue cow jowl, filet mignon hamburger shank short ribs bresaola pork belly leberkas kevin. Cupim short loin leberkas picanha porchetta, corned beef brisket meatball short ribs biltong chislic beef fatback. Strip steak turducken spare ribs, filet mignon ham hock flank porchetta landjaeger shoulder short loin swine sausage alcatra pig andouille. Meatball burgdoggen pork belly meatloaf.

Phantomwise

@ErikUden

Not gonna lie, I like the cat ipsum :blackcat:

🍉

@ErikUden "so shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui"

Wilbur the Red 🇵🇸

@ErikUden Add this one that’s been really big in Spain for more than a decade.

chiquitoipsum.com

Mike Macgirvin (dev)
Hipster Ipsum.... YES. You had me at post-ironic direct trade.

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Hipster Ipsum.... YES. You had me at post-ironic direct trade.

Live-edge post-ironic direct trade whatever, locavore salvia JOMO unicorn synth plaid tofu copper mug echo park. Four loko irony cold-pressed cupping keffiyeh truffaut ennui JOMO normcore salvia. Food truck pok pok tilde, mukbang gentrify plaid normcore mlkshk direct trade godard blog lo-fi single-origin coffee venmo. Kogi roof party jianbing...
First Born Unicorn ⛈️

@ErikUden fun fact, in MS Word, write "=rand(3)" and you will get 3 new paragraphs (containing software tips)

Dr. Med Johannes M. ✅

@ErikUden die Begrüßungsseite in unserem Mitarbeiterportal. Seit 2 1/2 Jahren!

Und der Rest ist auch nicht anders!

#intranet #fromhell

Alison Meeks

@ErikUden Bacon ipsom or Samuel L Jackson ipsom if your client is spicy.

Emily

@ErikUden you just don't understand Latin. That's the envy speaking out of you.

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