@samhenrigold if it works, I prefer a photo, would rather not have to leave and go to X.

This... This is perfect

@samhenrigold How about a screenshot and a link?

1. I don't want to NEED to visit X if I don't have to.
2. Tweets (are they Xes now?) may be deleted, screenshots in Mastodon not.

@samhenrigold Chaser will chase for fame

@samhenrigold I believe this kind of photo is known as a rim shot.

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Just a photo, please. I don't like giving money to Elon.

@samhenrigold It's nice to see Alex is open about his kinks.

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He's so desperate. For the nine millionth time NO.

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Also, if he really did post this he knows what he's doing.

And that only makes it worse.

@samhenrigold There is a famous diss track from the 90s where Canibus tells LL Cool J: "You ain't got the skills to eat a n**** ass like me"

Not sure what it meant in the 90s

@samhenrigold can I have diarrhoea first?

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Nothing by Jones is ever "important"

@samhenrigold neither, I’m not on Mastodon to keep up with American rightwing nutcases.

@samhenrigold How do people reply to this in Twitter? Do they have to take a selfie, photoshop it until it looks fancy and use the proper quote formatting just to say “ewww I don’t want your filthy face anywhere near my bottom”?