Gregory's ServerThe next time I am in the market for a job, I will be doing this.
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 @teruterubozu A couple of years later you can do the "Broadcom option" and put an extra zero on the end of the charges for the same plan.     @teruterubozu And you cannot cancel the plan early even if you don't want to use the services anymore, right?  @nina_kali_nina @teruterubozu of course you can, just call our automated customer service line and explain to the AI phone tree why you are cancelling... @nina_kali_nina Oh no, of couse you can cancel at any time!* *) early termination fee of 50% of the remaining balance of the contract applicable. fee has to be paid as a lump sum payment.   @teruterubozu it's interesting that not even in a humorous comic can some people imagine a work week with less than 40 hours. @teruterubozu omg I have been thinking about doing something like this on my website for MONTHS. Because honestly, it literally is a subscription model to labor for companies :D  @teruterubozu They are going to ask about those add ons, who am I kidding? I also need to know Tell me, what are your add ons? @teruterubozu and after every year a new "we've updated our policies" (i.e. reduced hours per week) to keep up customer happiness" ;-) @teruterubozu   @teruterubozu   |
@teruterubozu A young friend was put on the waiting list at one of the colleges he applied to. He immediately wrote their admissions office to say he had put them on *his* waiting list. He did get in, but didn't go there.