@darius "have you considered giving it a coat? that can't be comfortable for it!"

@darius i laughed very hard at this when i drove past to do a target bopus yesterday

@darius gentlemen prefer bees

@darius this is portland, I think you'd show up and people would be lined up around the block for the bee

@darius get that bee a blanket for crying out loud

@darius This is just down the street from me.

The Arby's a block or so down always has vaguely surreal messages. Currently, it says:

NOW HIRING

2 FOR $6

I'm no MBA, but I think you gotta pay more than that.

@darius "ember moat / grill 21000 choads"

Gotta know what this buzz is all about.

@darius I’ve heard of the birds and the bees but this is ridiculous!!!

@darius if you're cold, they're cold. let the bees in!

@darius

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