Gregory's Server
what this thing will actually do:
- make your leaves shiny and chrome!! witness them!!!
- prevent dust which might sometimes clog the stomata
- instead clog the stomata with 100% certainty, with literal petroleum and candleswax
- (which is why it says not to use in the underleaf)
- (which means when they say "prevent dust clogging pores", it's an outright lie)
- (also this thing will flat out kill your water plants, which have stomata on the top surface, and severely damage amphistomatous ones like some annual herbs and woody shrubs)
- kill all the microbial life in your plants and whichever parts of the soil it touches (for those new here: microbial life is necessary for plant nutrition and indispensable for their health)
- reduce how much light (=food) your plants can get, by reflecting it (the shinier it is, the more light it's wasting)
- permanently pollute the soil with runoff, affecting its microbial life long-term (what the label says will happen to water life, but fails to even consider soil life)
- destroy the planet while you garden by literally spraying fossil fuels into the air.
the claims of "healthy leaves" here are downright false advertising.