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George Penney

So in "What's Happening in Small City New Zealand" today, a guy in a BMW honked a person in a wheelchair getting into a car, outside a hospital. And a nearby construction worker calmly walked over and tipped his lunch of biryani and butter chicken all over the BMWs windscreen. And people clapped.

And the reason I know it was biryani and butter chicken, is because he then--in the chillest way possible--told the BMW driver that they owed him for another lot of biryani and butter chicken because he'd missed his breakfast and needed to keep up his energy.🤣

(Today just keeps giving. Have I said how much I love this place lately? I really love this place.)

42 comments
IceNine

@georgepenney i7

100% correct approach.

Same should happen to people using disability parking without a permit. And yes, not everyone with one of those is wheelchair bound.

The Doctor

@IceNine @georgepenney One of my ex-cow-orkers comes immediately to mind.

The Doctor

@stripey @IceNine @georgepenney I'm not quite following your meaning there (didn't sleep well, it's early, coffee is still kicking in).

The one who was not in the wrong, and lulz were involved.

The Original Stripey Goodness

@drwho @IceNine @georgepenney sorry for the confusion!
I was calling the construction person "Lunch Vigilante" and the annoying person in the vehicle "temu brand lex luthor"

The Doctor

@stripey @IceNine @georgepenney The lunch vigilante, I suppose. They don't map perfectly, but it was a glorious thing to watch happen.

The Original Stripey Goodness

@drwho @IceNine @georgepenney definitely a better sort of person of whom to be reminded. *nod*

The Doctor

@stripey @IceNine @georgepenney Especially when they can demonstrate why they're using a handicapped parking space.

it's zip!

@IceNine I'd rather people didn't go around writing licences to guess who's legitimately disabled because that's a nuance most people seem to have missed

IceNine

@zip

Ah yes, they do assume though eh. Loudly and opinionatedly - and worn it the last couple of times being in town (passenger is the permit holder, not I).

Some days people never cease to amaze me. *sigh*

it's zip!

@IceNine I'm a huge fan of being challenged on being able to walk and using a wheelchair, like yes I can walk but not far enough to be useful what the heck do they think the point of a mobility aid is

IceNine

@zip

Yeh, wife can only walk short distances. A little while ago we couldn't get a space because a couple had taken a mobility space because they "weren't being used" - they got aggressive when challenged, to put it mildly.

Wish they'd been at the place I know you'll get clamped in under 30 seconds for doing that.

IceNine

@zip

They can be indeed - that said, there's also the awesome workers armed with chicken biryani.

Aileen M

@zip @IceNine

I never know how far I can walk before my legs give up- I certainly don’t want to waste the steps I get that day on walking through a parking lot.

I use a cane for short distance, scooter for long. And people used to give me shit about using a scooter to pick up my kids because they saw me walking with a cane on a rare trip to a grocery store.

MS varies by person, symptoms vary by day. It would nice of people didn’t assume they know how every disability works.

it's zip!

@aintist @IceNine yup. I'm slowly building up range since my last crash -- so I'll do very local errands on foot but need the chair for range.

Tryst

@zip @IceNine Me: able to walk, climb stairs, etc., but unable to take a piss without medical intervention and requiring a clean environment to do so.

Certain colleagues: "You should be using the shit-encrusted stalls in the men's bathroom."

IceNine

@tryst

Some people really need to pull their heads in. Or spend a day in soemeone elses shoes eh.

Thea / sitharus

@georgepenney I’m sure a lot of people would want to buy that construction worker a biryani and butter chicken! I sure would

The Original Stripey Goodness

@sitharus @georgepenney the Lunch Vigilante should be famous and never need to buy their own lunch ever again

Rob Isaac

@georgepenney I need to know which town because I’m already packing to move there.

Pterry

@rmi @georgepenney I'm not moving there but I also want to know (stayed there for half a year in 2006/2007 and I'm really curious if I know the place)

tuban_muzuru

@georgepenney

I'm torn, George. I totally approve of the construction worker's behaviour. I would have clapped, too.

But biryani... good biryani and butter chicken. This is an abuse of excellent food. I have to drive all the way to St Paul to get decent biryani.

JW prince of CPH

@georgepenney Always wanted to visit NZ and I want to even more now 😁

Grissallia

@georgepenney Not sure if the transphobic Irish ex-comedy writer has made his way there yet, but biryani and butter chicken seems like an alternative to tomato soup.

Anthony 🦘🐨🪃🕯🧙‍♂️🔆🇦🇺

@georgepenney wohoooooooooooo go the NZ construction worker. I would buy him a biryani and butter chicken if the driver didn't pay up!

🌪 MikeMathia.com 📡

@georgepenney

IF I ever retire. Which will never happen unless I find a BIG barrel of money along the side of the road. I want to move there.

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@georgepenney Meanwhile the biriyani lover in me is thinking of flying to New Zealand and ask this guy why he needs butter chicken with biriyani. 🤣

Den of Earth

@georgepenney

I am a BMW owner and I :1000: approve

Also looping in #WeirdCarMastodon (see above)

Linda

@georgepenney sounds like every day in Scotland to me. 🤣🤣🤣

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