Oreo Teeth

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Nelson Chu Pavlosky

Oreo Teeth

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Disabled cat lady, volunteers with vets fighting cancer, loves books, used to work in healthcare. Never met a tumor I didn't want to nuke. Go, Eagles!

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Bleptember! #CatsOfMastodon

2 black and white cats on a sofa. The smooth coated boy has his tongue extended as he partially blocks his sister's face from the camera

Like 12 September at 5:58 | Open on jawns.club

You must be this fluffy to attend this party. Everyone else can just fluff off
#FelineFriday #CatsOfMastodon

Large fluffy cream tabby reclines on a brown sofa while a small fluffy tuxedo cat sits nearby. Both are looking over their shoulder with a get lost, party crasher expression on their faces.

Like 6 September at 19:04 | Open on jawns.club

My new lights are blowing Stanley's mind
#CatsOfMastodon

Black and white cat has his limbs tangled up with one back foot pointing straight up as he stares up in amazement at the ceiling lights

Like 21 August at 2:14 | Open on jawns.club

Oh the humidity
#CatsOfMastodon

A fluffy black and white cat reclined on a fuzzy pink pillow. Her belly hair is wild and curly on a hot and stormy August night.

Like 7 August at 0:40 | Open on jawns.club

A #Caturday love note from the sweet old dude

A clump in the litterbox shaped like a heart

Like 20 July at 17:04 | Open on jawns.club

Happy Gotcha Day on a very special #Caturday to Stella and Stanley. What a difference a year makes!

Fluffy black and white kitten Stella lying on the back of her smooth brother Stanley in their carrier on the freedom ride home on their adoption day.

Wide-eyed black and white cat Stanley lying on his cat tree waiting to play fight me as I pass by. His face is full of mischief.

Thick and fluffy black and white Stella is lying on her back on my gray computer chair with a face just begging for belly rubs.

Like 13 July at 11:11 | Open on jawns.club

This thicc chicc woke me around 2am with very strong belly rub needs. This is the kind of first world problem I was meant to solve.
#CatsOfMastodon

Chubby and fluffy black and white cat shamelessly sprawled on her back with an imploring expression. This belly requires a lot of rubbing.

Like 8 July at 14:08 | Open on jawns.club

The Case of Little Lord Chucklefuck and the Looted Laundry
#CatsOfMastodon

Black and white cat luxuriously napping on the green fleece throw he stole from the laundry basket. He dragged a trash bag to it for some added panache

Like 1 July at 15:57 | Open on jawns.club

My boy looks like he's been through some things. #CatsOfMastodon #EmptyFoodBowlBlues

Sad eyed cat sitting like a human on the couch with one paw on his groin. His food bowl has been empty for 20 minutes

Like 27 June at 2:45 | Open on jawns.club

Plotting mayhem #CatsOfMastodon

Young black and white cat lying upside down on the blanket he stole from my chair, starry eyed as he dreams of the trouble he'll start after dark

Like 21 June at 22:32 | Open on jawns.club

Her Imperial Highness of the Ottoman Empire refuses to share her domain with stupid human feet in purple flower crocoffs

#CatsOfMastodon

Black and white cat lying diagonally across a black ottoman

Like 19 June at 0:51 | Open on jawns.club

Maximum occupancy #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

A black and white cat who is a certified long boi is sleeping on his back in a light blue cat tent. He only fits by keeping his right arm out the door.

Like 15 June at 4:18 | Open on jawns.club

Bedhead #CatsOfMastodon

Fluffy black and white cat with a crazy curly cowlick behind one ear is rolling my pillow around my bed to achieve maximum cozy

Like 14 June at 19:27 | Open on jawns.club

All the years we've been together and the magnificence of this bastard still takes my breath away.
#Catsofmastodon

Fluffy cream tabby reclining on a brown sofa with regal dignity

Like 13 June at 4:15 | Open on jawns.club

Belly rubbing successful. We have achieved full derp
#CatsOfMastodon #cozy #derp

Black and white kitten lying with his head partially under a pillow looking especially derpy as I rub his belly

Like 13 June at 0:13 | Open on jawns.club

Should I feel threatened? #CatsOfMastodon

Black and white cat Stanley is crouching next to my utility knife on top of the washing machine. His pose is that of an ambush predator ready to move

Like 19 May at 19:44 | Open on jawns.club

Ginger brain on catnip
#CatsOfMastodon

Blond cat with dazed eyes after a bit of the green

Like 19 May at 5:26 | Open on jawns.club

My #Caturday is all booked up. The little LadyBabes Stella had belly rubbing needs

Fluffy black and white cat sprawled across my lap, one paw pulling my hand to her belly so that I'll rub it

Like 11 May at 17:35 | Open on jawns.club

I am pleased to let everybody know that Stella measures exactly 1 cat cube long
#CatsOfMastodon

Black and white fluffy cat exactly filling the top of her cat cube while she lounges with her favorite plushie octopus

Like 7 May at 1:01 | Open on jawns.club

Direct feline eye contact

I told him to stop being a chucklefuck but I'm afraid he just turned it up to 11.
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Cat gazing defiantly at me after he's been scolded for misbehavior

Like 5 May at 0:51 | Open on jawns.club

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