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Oreo Teeth

Can't put my nose to the grindstone. My little lady has entrusted me with the sacred duty of holding her head while she naps
#CatsOfMastodon

An audaciously napped out fluffball of a cat pressing her head into my hand while she sleeps.
Oreo Teeth

The way she keeps standing over my phone as I try to read my book, it must be vitally important to let people see how long and wavy Stella's belly has gotten
##CatsOfMastodon #FelineFriday

Extreme close-up of the feline belly fur she keeps draping over the corner of my phone right where the lens is. It's long, fluffy, and mostly white with a black border
Oreo Teeth

I enjoy setting my phone in front of my cats with the camera app in selfie mode. Stella was on fire tonight 🔥😻

I helped her hit the button for the first, the next 2 are all her.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Upshot view of a fluffy black and white cat standing over my phone. Her mane is rippling above a slightly extended right arm.
Artistically blurred photo of same black and white cat tossing her head back. Her black chin beard dominates the frame
Head now fully tossed back to display her neck fluff and a small white soul patch
Oreo Teeth

Weird little guy is snoring and screaming simultaneously. His dream twitches are vigorous
#CatsOfMastodon #FelineFriday

Black and white kitten lying on his back on a pink fake fur pillow, eyes and mouth slightly open while he snores and screams at the same time
Oreo Teeth

Need a triple shot cappuccino with a hearty slug of simple syrup to get me going today. This little chick got lonely overnight so she stole a bottle of Flonase and was rolling it around under my bed since 4:30ish. Then she got her brother to join in, accompanied by the song of their people.

#CatsOfMastodon #coffee #RudeAwakening

Profile shot of fluffy black and white kitten smushing her face against mine. You can see a little bit of my white glasses and a lock of my hair that the cat is trying to chew.
Oreo Teeth

It is important that everybody know that an 11.5 month old guy is still extremely baby
#CatsOfMastodon #wholesome #cozy

Black and white kitten, mostly grown up, hugging me while he naps on my chest
Oreo Teeth

Maybe it's true that gingers have no soul
#CatsOfMastodon

Cream tabby with such a bright reflection in both eyes that he resembles a creepy Victorian cat doll
Oreo Teeth

Watched Sunset Boulevard and now this little dingus is ready for his close-up
#CatsOfMastodon

Black and white cat with crazy eyes is stretching his neck tired the phone to put his face in close-up
Oreo Teeth

Dang feets all tangled up again. What is a boy to do?
#CatsOfMastodon

Sleepy yellow tabby cat stares at his feet all knotted up. He looks very grumpy.
Oreo Teeth

Stella is not very good at selfies but I guess she really wanted you to see her undercarriage

#Caturday

A very blurry photo of a fluffy black and white cat's belly
Oreo Teeth

The crushed #Caturday hope of a guy who found himself begging for a probiotic gummy

Hairy yellow tabby just starting to sit up and turn his shining golden beggar eyes on me. His body remains planted in a sprawl on the couch. His gut might be smarter than his brain.
Oreo Teeth

So then Stanley said hold my beans. I think the baby might have mixed up his idioms.
#CatsOfMastodon

Dozing black and white kitten forcing me to hold his toe beans
Oreo Teeth

This is how Stanley lets me know that his noggin needs smooches
#CatsOfMastodon

Close-up of a black and white kitten in three quarter profile standing so close that his nose is nearly touching the lens on my phone. He is holding his eyes as wide open as he possibly can
Oreo Teeth

This boy holds strong opinions on my salad
#CatsOfMastodon

Close-up of a black and white cat face with extremely judgmental glare
Oreo Teeth

How very dare she put a pill in my face on #Caturday

The best boy cat lies on the couch rolling his eyes and looking grumpy. Unseen is the pill on his tongue as I gently hold his lower jaw closed
Oreo Teeth

My little guy thinks this is a knuckle sandwich

#CatsOfMastodon

Black and white kitten is love chomping me, gnawing the first knuckle of my index finger. I swear it doesn't hurt even with his impressive teeth
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