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texan by birthright, but not like this.
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I feel like every web site with a “Keep Me Logged In” checkbox should have a FAQ entry titled “Why Doesn't The ‘Keep Me Logged In’ Checkbox Keep Me Logged In,” and the answer should be “Because we hate you.”
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@joeycastillo Truly cursed vibes in the city today. These are straight out of the camera, and true to what the eye saw; lab’s never looked more haunted.
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I was riffing with my roommates about robots — the idea of a self driving car leading us to a self-riding bike, a self-reading book, a self-touching field of grass — when I suddenly remembered this Perry Bible Fellowship collab that’s not really online anywhere. Enjoy. @joeycastillo Douglas Adams in the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy talked about that too [spoilers], with "electronic monks", that tedious things for you, with examples of voicemail that listens to tedious phone messages for you, VCRs that watch tedious television for you so you don't have to, etc. Electronic monks believe tedious things for you so that you don't have to. Shippening weekend one wrapped up yesterday with 1,000 units shipped: 500 Watch boards and 500 temperature sensors, now securely at the Mouser warehouse in Mansfield, Texas. Shippening weekend two begins now. A box from Cyber City Circuits in Augusta is set to arrive tomorrow. In it: the 200 boards I need to finish out the Crowd Supply campaign. 200 sensor boards are already packed. Paperwork is filled out. Firmware is ready. Won’t be long now. this also involved folding some more documentation inserts, and I'll never pass up an opportunity to post the paper folding machine. Not my designs obviously — the iPhone UI is concept art called “iOS ‘86” by Anton Repponen — but I’m throwing some old school monochrome designs onto the Open Book’s screen, just as an exploration. (I don’t think these make a lot of sense fwiw) |
@joeycastillo where are my god damned figs
(i know where some of the orgies are but i can't dispute the notion that they're poorly distributed at best.)
@joeycastillo Best I can do you is Fig Newtons and Pornhub
@joeycastillo we do, though, technically.
fresh fig.s (accompanying tables of data) are rampant in reports and presentation decks.
and every company, to lay off headcount, uses reorgynisation as an excuse.