33 y/o , token cishet, ex-tumblr-user, spoonie, 15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat, and actual cyborg.
i am white to the point of considering ham salad a valid food item; also a member of the "green fluff is good, actually!" brigade
my CWs are often isekais. also i made a bingo card once
come into my cellar fortunado, i promise there is only a nice vintage of shitpost and i will absolutely not brick you in with walls of text
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@wigglytuffitout NSFW?
@wigglytuffitout I drove past this several years back, and that’s a real safety third sort of moment.
@wigglytuffitout @frumble Looks pretty safe to me as they have removed the power line before setting it afloat off the shore.
And looking at the propulsion system they don't use a nasty gasoline that emits noxious fumes, but instead pull themselves along the roof girders which they can hold onto in case of an emergency to wait until the construction fully capsized and they can safely fall into clear water or into the soft pontoon (underside).
[ no, so wrong on so many levels ]